Author Topic: Lazy forum days.... (Read 86119 times)

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #75 on:** July 12, 2005, 11:13:24 pm »

*Bricks Trigger* Yeah, I suppose we all know I'm the bestest there is.

Swiftman · « **Reply #76 on:** July 12, 2005, 11:14:29 pm »

*possess Swiftman's body*

*jumps in Skiver, powers it up, kicks Trigger in the crotch with 2-ton foot, the leaf offering no protection*

*Leaves Swift's body, then plays Marvel vs Capcom inside the Skiver with Lacus*

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #77 on:** July 12, 2005, 11:16:10 pm »

Ahahahahahaha! See, she likes me more and doesn't kick me! Warharharhar!

Trigger · « **Reply #78 on:** July 12, 2005, 11:21:39 pm »

*Unfornitionitly for Kary, the leaf was embeded with magical protection powers of the Greek Zodaic*

*Trigger is protected from all harm done*

She still can hurt me though. Meh...She's just delaying the enevidable....she knows she wants me...*lazies*

Swiftman · « **Reply #79 on:** July 12, 2005, 11:21:45 pm »

You didn't give her a reason to hurt you. Triiger, rather stupidly, did. *shot*

Trigger · « **Reply #80 on:** July 12, 2005, 11:26:18 pm »

Meh, reasons are the same thing as excuses....*plays him some Megaman 2 while still being naked besides a single leaf*

Swiftman · « **Reply #81 on:** July 12, 2005, 11:36:12 pm »

Realizing the futility of staying outside, Swiftman ventured into the Skvier, so see how Kary and Lacus were doing.
Walking swiftly, as he always does, to the lounge room inside the Skiver's complex, Swiftman saw the two of them using two seperate keyboards on the same computer, both hooked to a large TV. They both were fighting on Marvel vs Capcom, and Lacus was doing unexpetedly well.
"Hey, girls. Seems the fight is on hold until Lazlo is done his movie. It could resume tonight late, but I don't think we should stay up that late again. Last night was.... Far too late...."
Kary paused the game. "Really? Lazlo ditched us when the fighting was getting good? Pheh. Some man he is." She said and returned to the game.
Trigger popped his head in the lounge. "I'm far more the man Lazlo is! I mena, look at me! I'm so secure in myself that I'm wearing nothing but a leaf!"
"Swiftman..." Kary said. "Could you do us a favour?"
"Consider it already done." Swiftman said. Without turning, he gripped Triggers face, spun it 360 degrees, then punted him out of the Skiver.
"Own3d." Swiftman muttered and returned to the lounge.

Trigger · « **Reply #82 on:** July 12, 2005, 11:41:08 pm »

*Walks back in with his head twisted all the way around*

....It's on....

*beats Swiftman over the head with my steel toe'd boots. Then breaks his leg by kicking his knee cap in. Then grabs his other leg, pulls it over his head, and breaks it in a complete circle. Then grabs his left arm, and rips it off, and beats him in the face with it. Then breaks his other arms elbow with a swift blow with his own. Then head butts swift's face, and slams him into the floor.*

...OWN3D!

*then puts on his black shirt, jeans and red overshirt again and leaves to his secret lair*

Swiftman · « **Reply #83 on:** July 12, 2005, 11:50:52 pm »

Liying in a bloodied heap, Swiftman thought over his injuries.
Alright, fat boy. Let's rassle. He thought to himself, pulled himself straight, placed all ligaments in the right place, and made Kary and Lacus sit on him, putting all joints in the right places. Then taking Swift brand bandages (courtesy of Morrigan!) he put them on his open wounds, sealing them up, washed off the blood, put on a fresh change of clothes, and donned his battle armor.

Let's go, boy.
With a mighty leap he flew out of the Skiver and fell 20 stories, landing gracefully on the ground.
With a quick glance around, Swiftman saw no one was around. Doing a quick run around the Skiver, he found that Trigger wasn't hiding behind the legs either.

Knall! Where is he!?

Trigger · « **Reply #84 on:** July 12, 2005, 11:56:28 pm »

*rises up out of the ground* *pokes Swift's back* Right behind you...*as swift turns around Trigger pushes hi9m down*

*removes his normal cloths and dons his battle cloths, and pulls out his Scythe "Vengence"*

"Bring it."

Swiftman · « **Reply #85 on:** July 13, 2005, 12:02:21 am »

An evil grin came across Swiftman's face.

Just a little push? Don't make me laugh.
In a really nifty move, Swiftman flippeed back and stood on his hands, then with a flip was standing up.
With the sound of the ever familiar 'ka-click', Swiftman readied his guns.

HERE IT COMES!
In a barrage of bullets, Swiftman fired his Vulcan cannon, Gauss gun, Chaingun, winchester and RB Rampage at Drifter.
It proved to be too much for even Drifter. It's always hard to dodge 6000 bullets fired in 3 seconds, and Drifter was hit approximately 2000 times.

Trigger · « **Reply #86 on:** July 13, 2005, 12:04:39 am »

"The push was to knock you down long enough to get ready."

*uses Reaper Whirlwind and deflects ALL bullets and/or projectiles coming towards him when a wind aura surrounds Vengence and pushes them away*

"You'll have to do better then that."

*walks slowly towards Swiftman*

Swiftman · « **Reply #87 on:** July 13, 2005, 12:08:52 am »

In a sweet anime like move, Swiftman suddenly moved too fast to be seen.
Drifter, ever alert, moved around and dodged between the Skiver legs.
"ZELLO!" Swiftman yelled, appeared above Drifteres head and slammed into him from above.
In a flury of punches, Swiftman hit left and right, dodging Drifters attacks and rolling aorund like a madman. Drifter had power, but Swiftman had ultimate speed.
Drifter managed to get on top, ut Swiftman put both legs on Drifters chest and kicked, sending Drifter flying off a few feet. Swiftman did the complicated flip move, and was standing ready.

Trigger · « **Reply #88 on:** July 13, 2005, 12:16:35 am »

Drifter lands on his feet, not a scratch on him.

"Give up...while you can..."

Drifter uses his use Surroundings Skill, and picks up a small woodland Creature, and chucks it at Swiftman.
Damage: 2 x 15 x Level (11) =330
SP Left: 315

While Swiftman gets pelted with a SWC Drifter runs up and Swings with his Scthe.

Damage:165

And while he is Slashing at Swiftman, he grabs swift's foot, and begins slamming him agianst the floor several times.

Damage: 5 x WD ((15 x leve)) = 825

He then jumps back and uses his Use Surrounding Skill again, and uses a Nearby Rhino as a shield reducing all damage inflicted by 50%.
SP Left: 295

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #89 on:** July 13, 2005, 12:18:56 am »

Meanwhile, Lazlo realizes that the movie sucked, so he mosies on up to Skiver, completely ignoring the battle ensuing around him, hops in, finds the lounge area. "Hello, ladies." He sits between them and puts one arm around each, and cozies there for a while, watching both melees through the several closed circut TVs in the lounge. "Doesn't get better than this." He flashes a wry smile and starts thinking.