Scary

[Swiftman]

*dodges all missiles with Swiftacular swiftness, is sent flyign by the kick*

Heh. I thought of this before, Trigger!

*pulls out handy-dandy Tiger remote and pushes a button*

*the Pyro-GX, still on the surface of Earth, lights up and flies top speed for Mars, Headiing for Swift*

*grabs on and climbs in, then flies for Tiger's hijacked mech*

TAKE THIS! *fires 10 concussion missile, 5 homing missiles, 3 smart missiles, then 2 megamissiles, followed up by huge attacks with quad lasers, vulcan cannaon, Guass gun, spreadfire cannon, and Helix gun*

[Trigger]

* 5 lost missles which destract the homing missles, and 3 dumbass missles that annoy the smart missles, then dodges all other missles with super cool Trigganomitry powers*

*takes the laser hits, while jump jetting over to Swift's Mech*

*Grabs onto Swifts mech, says "HA! TRY THIS!" hits the eject button while hitting the self destruct button, taking BOTH Mechs down, while still ejecting in time to live*

HAHAHAHAHAH!!! DIEDIEDIE JUSDIE SWIFFFFEEEEERRR!!!!

*then pokes swifts unconceince body with a stick*

[Swiftman]

*grabs stick*

Good at acting, ain't I?

*takes stick and shoves up ass*

And as a note, the Pyro-GX is a ship, not a mech!

*starts backhanding Trig's head*

[Trigger]

*pulls stick out mouth*

It's on!!

*beats Swift with a saliva and sh*t covered stick*

*then rams it up Swifts tralala*

[Swiftman]

*picks up metal beam*

*shoves pipe in ass, then in mouth, [ew] then beats on the ehad several times*

[Trigger]

*picks up Diamond Rod*

*Rams up ass, then out through his d**k*

Ohhhh that's gotta hurt!

*then back UP his ass, OUT his mouth, THROUGH his d**k, and OUT his ass again*

*then stuffs it down his mouth, and pulls out through ass again*

Don't f**k wit me!!! *beats his face to a bloody, sh*t stained, saliva covered, PULP!*

RAHHHHH!!!!1111 *burns his body with ...stuff...*

*lazies*

[Swiftman]

*wipes off face*

Heh. Good fight.

*does backflip jump into open Pyro-GX cockpit*

Ha ha! MEGA MISSILE!

*huge red missile flies for Triggeer and explodes in his proximity*

[Lazlo Falconi]

You guys have some issues that need to be worked out. Hardcore issues.

[Swiftman]

Quiet you and your morales! *places smart bomb, which begins tracking Lazlo*

[Lazlo Falconi]

*Fires smartass missiles to confuse smart missiles/dumbass missiles/anything anyone attacks me with*

[Swiftman]

*does a circle flight around Lazlo, placing proximity bombs*

ha HA! Surrounded!

[Lazlo Falconi]

Eeh, I didn't plan on moving anyway... I've got enough soda and nachos for a few years.

[Trigger]

*Blocks Explosions with nearby Mech remains*

*fires Strict Religious missle, that then "makes an example" out of the Smartass missle*

*then grabs a homing RPG luancher and fires on both Swift and Lazlo*

[Swiftman]

*fires chaffs to send smart RPG off course, and both end up hitting Lazlo. The resulting explosion sends all proximity bombs flying*

*dodges between all flying bombs, then lauches magnet bomb by Trigger, causing all proximity bombs to fly towards him*

[Lazlo Falconi]

*deflects with camo PJs of doom*