Author Topic: I'm back! (Read 104936 times)

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #90 on:** July 12, 2005, 01:36:47 am »

Ooh, I'm an incorporation now, am I? So, how big a Teevee do we need? Is an infinity-billion meaters good?

Swiftman · « **Reply #91 on:** July 12, 2005, 01:59:29 am »

No, we want to be bigger than the pixels, right? I'd say...... 1500 inch, maybe? I'm sure you can handle that, Lazlo. If not, I'm sure Tiger has oen in his shop.

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #92 on:** July 12, 2005, 02:03:11 am »

Well, of course I'd have to hire Tiger to make one that big. They don't exactly sell them at Wal-Mart.

Swiftman · « **Reply #93 on:** July 12, 2005, 02:07:54 am »

No. Tiger has warez for EVERYTHING! (I hope) Anything we need, he'll have (I hope) So, yes. TIGER! We need a 1500 inch TV, quickly! I must... 'test drive' the new TV by playing copius amounts of Decent with my Aptiva hooked up to it. Tiger? Anything on that TV yet?

Tiger · « **Reply #94 on:** July 12, 2005, 02:16:27 am »

::grumbles, making a call to the Billion Meter+ Dept. on Io of Jupiter to take back the shipment::

I'm not sure... but I think I have something that small. The problem is I'll have to have all the weapons systems removed. ::mumbles:: Why on earth would anyone want something like that?

:P

Zaijian,
Tiger

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #95 on:** July 12, 2005, 02:17:45 am »

Leave the weapons. But coul dyou have them lock onto anyone who starts button-mashing?

Swiftman · « **Reply #96 on:** July 12, 2005, 02:20:37 am »

Ah, good idea, Lazlo! That takes out.... I dunno who from playing. I make calculated hits, but I move so fast ti's like button mashing. Kary is good, makes precise hits and gets right in their face (whoda thunk)

And Tiger, you won't go unrewarded for this. Name your price.

Tiger · « **Reply #97 on:** July 12, 2005, 02:21:31 am »

Quote from: "Swiftman"

No. Tiger has warez for EVERYTHING! (I hope) Anything we need, he'll have (I hope) So, yes. TIGER! We need a 1500 inch TV, quickly! I must... 'test drive' the new TV by playing copius amounts of Decent with my Aptiva hooked up to it. Tiger? Anything on that TV yet?

::nods:: Right away. ::turns:: Meckworkers! I want the 1500 in. field-tested and delivered to Swift for civilian use within half an hour! What? No no no, the 1500 in. TV not the 1500 in. cannon. Now get a move on!

Zaijian,
Tiger

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #98 on:** July 12, 2005, 02:21:53 am »

My sister does that, it usually doesn't work, but sometimes... it's so frustrating.

Swiftman · « **Reply #99 on:** July 12, 2005, 02:23:31 am »

HEE HEE! Go ahead and throw the cannon in too, Tiger. As I said, you won't go unrewarded.

Tiger · « **Reply #100 on:** July 12, 2005, 02:56:47 am »

Mechworkers! Delay on delivery 5101! I want epileptic shock pulsers linked from the TV's screen to each controller. Smartwire them, make them impervious to deinstallation. Oh and... if you really want to you can find a use for the 1500 in Cannon this time. ::shouts of monotone mechanized joy ring throughout the infinite depths of the shop's factory:: Yes yes, quit tittering about you nannies! Just find something creative to do with it, just don't use the soulbombs... I mean it!

Zaijian,
Tiger

Swiftman · « **Reply #101 on:** July 12, 2005, 03:00:52 am »

*shakes in glee at the idea of his new order*

Ahem. *calls for specialty Guide-bot*
"Bot, deliver this message to Tiger: 'Excellent job, Tiger. I am mightly impressed. Now, the discussion of your payment.... Simply name your price, and I will grant it. However, standard dealing laws are in place. You should know them. End Transmision.' Send that to Tiger right quick, Guide-bot."
*Guide-bot gives a nod-like motion, a little computer squeal and headed for Tiger's factory, with message equipped on it.*

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #102 on:** July 12, 2005, 03:02:46 am »

I hope you're not expecting me to pay for that... Because I really don't want to. although I know I will

Swiftman · « **Reply #103 on:** July 12, 2005, 03:05:59 am »

No no, this is on me, Lazlo.

Tiger · « **Reply #104 on:** July 12, 2005, 04:12:31 am »

::blinks, not that you can see it behind the shades:: There will be no fee. Don't you see? This is for public enjoyment, and mine as well! ::clenches fists, cracking knuckles:: You will, however, have to endure repeated losses to me at SSB on the N64. REPEATED I say.

Siduri. ::custom Timberhawk mech uncloaks from behind:: Bring me my controller. ::sunglasses flash::

Zaijian,
Tiger