Author Topic: I'm back! (Read 104939 times)

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #105 on:** July 12, 2005, 04:15:05 am »

No man, SSBM! Don't tell me I'm the only one here who knows the true gaming orgasm that is Melee!

Swiftman · « **Reply #106 on:** July 12, 2005, 04:15:22 am »

I accept your challenge, Tiger, and I trof out my usual. THE SKIVER!

*huge, 20-story green mech flies down from orbit and lands directly behind Swift*

*does sweet ass rocket propelled beckflip into open cockpit*

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #107 on:** July 12, 2005, 04:22:07 am »

*Jumps into the Lazmobile* Heh, no one can beat me in my F-ZERO machine! *spin attack*

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For those that don't know, the Lazlmobile is my custom made machine, part Arwing, part Blue Falcon, all awesome. Normal cruise speed is 5840 km/h (lowered for F-Zero GPs to give others a chance) the Lazmobile is a bit smaller than the Black Bull, but made of a lightweight material for maximum speed. A Nissan 248-XM 480 Series R G-Diffuser keeps it 2 1/2 inches above the ground.

Swiftman · « **Reply #108 on:** July 12, 2005, 04:27:44 am »

For those of you who don't know, the Skiver is my official mech. It has 20 inch Andridium armor, an alloy of Andrium and Tritanium, which is part radioatctive so it absorbs nuclear fallout and takes 50% damage from nuclear and fusion based attacks. The Skvier has full flight capabilities, including underwater, air and space travel. The following armaments are included in the Skvier:
-Twin Vulcan and Gaus guns
-Quad lasers (lever 6)
-Concussion, homing, smart, mega, flash, mercury, and Zeon missiles
-Scatterpack missile launcher
The thrust of the Skiver comes from 80 Inter-phased drives, the the thrust is up to 9800 degrees celcius. It can incinerate all but the most powerful metals within seconds. The Skvier has different speeds depending on the conditions. Max 500 mph underwater, 9000 mph in air, and up to 3.5 lys (lightyears per hour)

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #109 on:** July 12, 2005, 04:29:03 am »

Oh yeah, let's talk addons for the Lazmobile.

...Or not.

Tiger · « **Reply #110 on:** July 12, 2005, 04:29:13 am »

::stands there motionless, despite the huge gust caused by the shock wave of The Skiver's landing:: Hmm.

::suddenly sirens start blaring after a 200 decibel fog horn sounds off, then CommandCom's powerful bass voice blares out from the intercommunicator::

"Warning. Warning. Unidentified battlemech has infiltrated the premisis.

::aside from many loud whirring noises, the autoturrets train on The Skiver::

"The internal security grid has been activated. As cited in security code 3C, the intruder will not be fired upon until 60 seconds has elapsed and the target has not been previously identified by Tiger. 58 seconds. 56 seconds. Please exit the factory immediately. 52 seconds."

Swift! Get out of here! We'll duel outside, but here I can't help what my factory might do to you. The security sytem's battle data has been collected from both Break Man and Kary!

Zaijian,
Tiger

Trigger · « **Reply #111 on:** July 12, 2005, 04:29:48 am »

I CAN BEAT YOU LAZLO!!

*hops in the "Barrel roll"

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For all of you who don't know. My Machine code named "Barrel Roll" is one I made myself. Then I attached 4 emblems, all saying "DO A BARREL ROLL", one on each wing, one on the windshield, and one on the base of it. It sucks, but damn do I look cool in it. 8)

Swiftman · « **Reply #112 on:** July 12, 2005, 04:33:30 am »

Very well, Tiger. We'll discuss this later at... oh, say, My place? Here are the coordinates: *holds up piece of paper with words on it*

*activates Inter-phase jets, flies up a few thousand feet, then flies to Alberta*

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #113 on:** July 12, 2005, 04:45:10 am »

Wait where are we again? *Checks Lazmobile's UPS* Oh... yeah. Comeon, Trig, let's race to Alberta, if you didn't see Swift's coordinates, here *hold up a piece of paper with illegible scribbles on it*
Three... Two... Ready? BOOSTFIRE!

Swiftman · « **Reply #114 on:** July 12, 2005, 04:47:17 am »

*is already there*

Too late, Lazlo. And Tiger is there already too. You lost again.

Trigger · « **Reply #115 on:** July 12, 2005, 04:47:23 am »

Announcer: YOU GOT BOOST POWARRRR!!!

*boost's like a mad man, and since I'm so cool, I get there before Lazlo, and get a hot chick as my prize*

Swiftman · « **Reply #116 on:** July 12, 2005, 04:48:57 am »

*was there already, gets Morrigan as prize*

I APPROVE OF THIS RACE!

Trigger · « **Reply #117 on:** July 12, 2005, 04:50:31 am »

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*was there already, gets Morrigan as prize*

I APPROVE OF THIS RACE!

Sorry, but your gonna have to do better then that! *makes Morrigan go POOF back to her house cuase Swiftman needs to learn how to seperate his dreams from reality

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Swiftman · « **Reply #118 on:** July 12, 2005, 04:52:27 am »

Well, if we're doing that, then- *POOF* *Barrel Roll disappears*

Trigger · « **Reply #119 on:** July 12, 2005, 04:55:05 am »

I always have a backup! *Gets into the Catgirl-mobile*

*wins anyways* :P