Alright, good advice Trigger. Find a cure for this one:
6) Kagemitsu, the little mute guy, the really nice 3D modeler, the guy that can't stand up to girls to save his life, has died today.
That's right, Kagemitsu died. He fell down 30 steps of stairs, and landed on his neck. His head was a funny angle, and we knew what had happened. We called the hospital, and they came and picked him up. We called his parents, and they don't blame me at all. They understood that Kag was a very good friend and we would do nothing to hurt him. His sister is bawling like heck. But, so is Lacus. Damn, I'm surprised my keyboard still works from these tears of mine...
Oh yeah, one more thing.
7) My parents might break up. It's not for sure, but i've seen these symtoms before in Garlands folks, and I don't think it'll be long.
You know, all this would be much easier to take over the course of a year or two. NOT IN THE SAME FUCKING WEEK! Oh, damn. I think I'll put on a sad song and cry myself to sleep. But, it's only 4:00 pm. Oh, goodness. This is tthe worst week of my life. What have I done to deserve this? I haven't commited any major sins, I don't have an 'unclean' mind, I DON'T FUCKING DESERVE THIS! It's just one thing after another around here. I need something to drink... A strong root beer would do wonders...