That's wrong, first of all, Warcraft is a multiplayer game, you should bring the whole family instead of killing your children. What the ufck's wrong with them?
And as for the rest of that crap: Mother's are stupid. Not mine, and probably not yours, but as a whole, mothers are dumb.
If I see "Mother against" or "Families United Against" I just ignore it and write it off as smoething dumb.
This is apparently an excerpt from a pamphlet distributed by St Mary's Catholic Church (not sure which one tho, there must be dozens out there). I haven't been able to find an original source (it's possible that it was never originally published on the net or has since been taken down). So, it might be completely fake, but its just funny to read.
Is Your Child a Goth? Reform Through the Lord!
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or Goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child.
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Frequently wears black clothing.
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Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
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Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nail polish.
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Wears any odd silver jewellery or symbols.
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Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
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Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
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Associates with other people that dresses acts or speaks eccentrically.
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Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
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Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
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Takes drugs.
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Drinks alcohol.
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Is suicidal and/or depressed.
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Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health centre.)
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Complains of boredom.
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Sleeps too excessively or too little.
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Is excessively awake during the night.
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Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
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Spends large amounts of time alone.
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Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
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Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
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Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
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Misbehaves at school.
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Misbehaves at home.
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Eats excessively or too little
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Eats Goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
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Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
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Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
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Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
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Uses the Internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
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Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
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Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
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Expresses an interest in sex.
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Masturbates.
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Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
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Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
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Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a Goth".
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Claims to be a Goth.
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health centre.
I didn't know this, but I'm a goth. Go figure.
"Eats Goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this." I love this one.
"Expresses an interest in sex" Oh my gawd I'm ateenager!
"Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music." I don't make "satanic symbols" but I do happen to headbang
as a family experiance with my family, whenever Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" comes on the radio.
"Eats excessively or too little" What the hell does that mean?
"Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult."
I totally do that all the time. I don't want to be alone because my parents are oppresive cathaholics, but because I need to talk to Satan.
"Sleeps too excessively or too little." No comment.
"Complains of boredom."
"Associates with other people that dresses acts or speaks eccentrically." Because goths are depressed
and eccentric. That's totally not an oxymoron.
"Frequently wears black clothing." Or maybe... just maybe, your child wears black clothing because, now this is going off on a wild tangent, but maybe they wear what you buy them!
Seriously, the world is stupid, so I just sit in my house, and read Nintendo Power, because I'd rather not watch CNN.
