You know what's bullshit? All these movies about Mama Luigi. Why's there so many? Because people love 'em! "Aw, look at Yoshi, he's so cute! Don't you just love that little fucker? Isn't he fucking funny?" Look, I have nothing against Mama Luigi, but it's not like its the single most amazing thing in the world. That would be I am Weasel. It's awesome, and the ultimate proof that Cartoon Network had an outrageous sense of humor in the comedy that's called double entendre. Now why can't we see some movies with that? Because everyone wants fucking Mama Luigi instead! And that's bullshit.
