With Lazlo vanqished, Swiftman lay unchallenged for studliest figure on TPH!
With a cry of victory, Swiftman stood up to the platform. (that materialized) He was handed a trophy, which he glady accepted. Emblazened on the brass front were the words: "Swiftman, the most TPHest guy." (You know, since TPH is awesome, calling someone TPHly would be a compliment!)
A microphone appeared next to Swiftman's mouth. Naturally, he grabbed it and began to speak into it.
"I would like to thank all of you, for giving me a reason to post so much and to be so well respected. without you guys, it would be just me and Protoman here. And he wouldn't want to be near me, since his mind couldn't stand the presense of a superior specimen so nearby-"
With a crack like thunder, a rifleshot was heard. Seeing the bullet, Swiftman used his Swiftacular swiftness to do a matrix right in front of a huge crowd and on a cramped platform. He succeeded, the bullet just missing his face. He moved back up to a normal standing position.
Naturally, all the women in the crowd went on a wild yelling spree and tried to get up on the platform. There was only so much they could take, and Swiftman had snapped their will like twigs. Luckily, Trigger and Herb were there to prevent them from getting up to Swiftman. However, Swiftman saw Sophih in the crowd.
"Let her through, boys." Swiftman whispered to Herb and Trigger. They nodded and stepped aside for her entrance, then moved back and prevented the flow.
"Oh, Swiftman!" Sophih cooed in all her catgirlrific glory. "You're so.... Swift!"
AGRAHAG!
MMMIIINNNIIIOOONNNN!!! What happened!?
:arrow: Kayboard error, sir. It panicked from all the bad errors and overusage of the backspace key. It snapped in half.
Oh, that's JUST greeaaattt. My best work yet (my favorite at least! XD) and it's ruined! Well, FIX IT! NOW!
:arrow: With what? Do you have any other keyboards around?
As a matter of fact, I do. *pulls out IBM Aptiva keyboard*
:arrow: That antique, sir?
Hey, this thing has gotten me through a LOT of games, mkay? I'm sure it can handle ONE little typing session. (and not for the first time, either.) *plugs plugin into plugin in the back*
Hey, perfect fit.
:arrow: Of course it is, sir. It's been the same for many years now. If you ever bother to update your computer, it will have nothing but USB ports.
All the more reason not to. Oh well! Onward- ah, I lost interest. *lazies*