Author Topic: anyone hear about the new megaman X collection? (Read 108836 times)

Trigger · « **Reply #30 on:** July 09, 2005, 10:20:54 pm »

*heals and beats GUEST to death cuase he's registered*

OWN3D!

EDIT: *But instead of that plays the fiddle and tap dances*

Kary · « **Reply #31 on:** July 09, 2005, 10:24:23 pm »

Read that again, Trig.

Trigger · « **Reply #32 on:** July 09, 2005, 10:28:34 pm »

I did, hence the edit.

*continues dancing while playing fiddle*

Kary · « **Reply #33 on:** July 09, 2005, 10:32:36 pm »

*takes fiddle and beats over the head with it*

*finds golden fiddle*

*uses golden fiddle on Trigger's head, both attacks causing 1457 with the wooden fiddle, 5894 with golden*

Those attacks suck. Repeating fist! *does 14564579 damage* Only a fifty hit attack? I need to work on that.

Trigger · « **Reply #34 on:** July 09, 2005, 10:43:21 pm »

STUPID GOLDEN INSTRUMENTS LYING AROUND!!!

*opens up an unbrella blocking all of her attacks*

*swish*

Tiger · « **Reply #35 on:** July 10, 2005, 12:19:51 am »

::throws open the shutters to "Tiger's Weaponry Shop and School of Combative Martial Arts", puts on sunglasses:: Neutral party! All items/knowledge for sale! ::gestures Trigger towards the "Subversion/Ninjitsu/Tabi" section, and Kary to the "Household Weaponry/Femme Fatale" section:: Please, feel free to look around.

Zaijian,
Tiger

Trigger · « **Reply #36 on:** July 10, 2005, 12:22:16 am »

*walks and and buys everything*

Kary · « **Reply #37 on:** July 10, 2005, 12:25:27 am »

ha ha! Good ol' Tiger. Always has style.

I'll have what he's having, just on the other side.
What's the cost?

Tiger · « **Reply #38 on:** July 10, 2005, 12:45:53 am »

::boggles, flips up sunglasses:: Everything?! You two just wracked up a debt greater than what the United States of America, the European Union NATO Aggregate, and the People's Republic of China owe me... COMBINED. ::flips sunglasses back down:: Having said that, there are some personal items that are rather... difficult for me to get a hold of. ::pulls out a list and hands it to Kary::

1. Toilet Paper
2. Iron Fist Bag
3. Peanut Butter
4. New Toothbrush (FDA approved please)
5. Pizza Rolls

Whoever gets all these items to me first will have their goods free of charge. The other should consider moving to a galaxy far, far away, very soon.

Zaijian,
Tiger

Trigger · « **Reply #39 on:** July 10, 2005, 01:01:41 am »

*steals all items*

Later dude *runs out t3h shop*

Kary · « **Reply #40 on:** July 10, 2005, 01:10:12 am »

Just those? EASY!

*runs to nearest bathroom, steals toilet paper*

*runs to Garland smithy shop, takes a huge chunk of iron*

*runs to the grocery store Lazlo works in* Hey, Lazlo! Gimme some peanut butter!

You sure on that? I got a lot down there.
Just give me the damn sandwich spread.

Fine. How much you need?
Any amount will do.

*hands over free packet of peanut butter* There you go. A whole 3 grams for you.
*nods and takes* thanks! Oh yeah, and I need an FDA approved toothbrush, whatever the FDA is.

Kary, this is a grocery store. Besides, I don't know the first thing about personal hygiene! I don't even know what a toothbrush is!
*stares, then backs out slowly*

*goes to dentist store, buys FDA approved toothbrush*

Hmm... next on the list is pizza rolls.... I know!

*goes to Trigger's house*

Trigger, you know those pizza rollls you like so much?

NO.
What if I said you don't have a choice?

Quote what I said there.

Quote from: "Trigger"

NO.

See?
Fine!

*runs back to Lazlo's groceries*
Lazlo! I need pizza rolls!

Who do you THINK I look like? The stock boy?
Sure, why not?

I'll have you know that I am a FRONT SERVICE CLERK, thank you very much.
Just get me the damn pizza rolls.

Don't got em. Try the grocery store by Trigger's town.

*runs to Trigger's grocery store*

Quote from: "sign reads:"

Sorry, we're sold out of pizza rolls. Blame Trigger.

Damn it! I'll get those pizza rolls! *runs to Triggers house*

Say Trigger-

NO.
*grabs by the collar and pulls close* I didn't ask you for them. You're going to give them to me, because that way we'll both be so much happier. Get it?

*Gives pizza rolls against his will*
Good job. You CAN be trained!

*glares* quiet you.
Or what?

I'll.... uh..... *runs away*

*runs back to Tiger's shop*

Here you go, Tiger! got it all for you!

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #41 on:** July 10, 2005, 01:17:34 am »

GRAHH MOTHERLAND!! Kary doesn't know the inner workings of a Supermarket cult. We have everything. EVERYTHING.

Tiger · « **Reply #42 on:** July 10, 2005, 01:44:27 am »

::raises an eyebrow behind sunglasses when Kary hands over the items:: Impressive! Your fee has been waived. As for Trigger....

Well, Trigger owes more money than the gross domestic product of our universe over the sum total of a century at current output. Every government, every consortium, which breaks down into every single person on the planet.

The only person Trigger DOESN'T owe money to are the truck-riding, shotel machete wielding Rwandans... who are cannibals.

Also, since I expected that you'd pull such a trick, Trigger, you will notice the bootleg copyright symbols in fine print on all your goods. They are fake tabi gear, and suck, LIKE YOU. In addition, there is no place to go for shelter from your monetary sins against humanity.

::closes the shop's shutters, the bright neon sign flashing "NO REFUNDS", then there is a deep rumbling as it sinks underneath the ground using yet another hidden carrier class aircraft elevator::

::a note left in its wake reads: "OMG, Kary iz totlly going 2 PWN you noobzor! Bwa hah! Ph3ar her l33tness! Love - Tiger P.S. - I thought I'd write it in a language you can understand.::

Zaijian,
Tiger

;)

Swiftman · « **Reply #43 on:** July 10, 2005, 01:48:19 am »

*goes to truck-riding, shotel machete wielding Rwandans and borrows a machete*

Need help, Kary? Heh... heh...

Trigger · « **Reply #44 on:** July 10, 2005, 01:52:00 am »

((This post done in TRUE narrative form =O))

As he turned around and looked at the spot where the shop once stood he said to himself, "Humanity is done for on it's current path anyways."

He then reflects upon himself to seek the answer.

He thought at that moment that he does have SOME |\/1|\/j!7$\_/ $|<1|,,|_$ that were self developed.

After reminding himself of this, he yelled aloud "Items and tricks are still NO MATCH agianst pure skills!"

Followed by one last statement...

"Bring it."

Then he danced crazy freaky monkey style and played some FF6 Boss battle music.

And the battle had started....