"What is this guy's game?" Lazlo wondered aloud. His underground volcano bunker was rather large, for a one-man command center. It had recently been remodeled from the Lazlocave, after the last of the fangirls left. Thinking about that day, Lazlo looked down. I can't believe I let it come to that... Well not for long! We'll bring TPH back to it's former glory! "iiVIVA EL FORO!!"
Lazlo pressed the large red button on the center of his console, and a rumbling overtook the underground bunker. A door opened at one end of the bunker, and Lazlo ran towards it, inputting a code into the wall panel, that shot him up a large elevator shaft. The scene cut to him in the command seat of a large mech. He shouted into the mech's voice amplifier, "Alright Deus, this mech was built for use by myself and my good friend Xteven Xavier, we call it the Mega Xteven Lazlo Robot, or Mega XLR. Do you really want to fight me?"
The mech leaped into the air, activating it's movement thrusters to hover over the landscape, searching for the small movement that would give away Deus' location. "Where are you...?" A flash of moment out of the corner of Lazlo's eye, he fired towards it, and a mean of energy flew from the XLR's cannon, creating a giant crater, 10 meters in radius. The charred remains of a dead boar were all that remained in there.