BLATANTLY COPIED FROM A SHEEZYART JOURNAL OF MINE AND WRITTEN IN PAST TENSE
1.Became the fresh prince of Bel-Air [100]
2.Let Uncle Phil begin the sodomy [99]
3.Defeated the captain of that renegade pirate ship, LONG JOHN PENIS [98]
4.Gone for good fried chicken (And tore the page out wrong) [97]
5.Got raped by Hagrid [96]
6.Been to a Wizard's convention. [95]
7.Been beat by John Goodman [94]
8.GO. PLAY. [93]
9.Been engulfed in a dust cloud [92]
10.GO GO GO GO CHASED THAT RC CAR [91]
11.Journeyed to Crown's [90]
12.Laughed so hard at some Scottish dog in some Tom and Jerry movie that you choked up Coke everywhere on the floor while drinking it [89]
13.Cheated in Pokemon Monopoly [88]
14.Been cheated on by someone in Pokemon Monopoly [87]
15.Been to Hogwarts.[86]
16.Seen Hagrid on America's Most Wanted [85]
17.GOT UP! [84]
18.Put your penis in someone's mail slot [83]
19.Like it hot [82]
20.Apologize [81]
21.Loved a parade [80]
22.INCLUDED GERMS [79]
23.Knew that they aren't balloons [78]
24.Become a BALCK MAGE [77]
25.Spelled "graphics" wrong [76]
26.Figured out that John Goodman is really Zordon [75]
27.Been to Pride Rock [74]
28.Found out the many ways Rayden can rape (His pole doesn't count) [73]
29.Found a way back to Africa [72]
30.Used "The Stompers" [71]
31.Stepped in some gum [70]
32.LISTENED UP [69]
33.REACHED INTO HIS POCKET AND TOOK WHAT HE'S GOT [68]
34.Looked at a 20 dollar bill and saw the guy in the bushes [67]
35.GONE ALL THE WAY, BOY! [66]
36.Worn flip-flops in snow (bro) [65]
37.Ridden the Hagridmobile [64]
38.Ridden the Soul Train [63]
39.MADE THEM PAY FOR THIS [62]
40.CAN'T CARRY ANYMORE [61]
41.HAD NO MANA [60]
42.Found those God damn rocks [59]
43.Pressed Z or R Twice [58]
44.Witnessed Bill burning up [57]
45.Said no when continously told to get up, Bomberman! [56]
46.Met Mr. Tingly Hands Man [55]
47.Seen the Beat Me Up Woody show [54]
48.Heard Dr. Robotnik on the PA system while playing Mega Man [53]
49.Gone into eternal damnation through Robotnik's right nipple [52]
50.Bowed before the almighty poop king [51]
51.Slain Thud [50]
52.Asked if Rampart sucked [49]
53.Lost Yang and asked where he is [48]
54.Hippo [47]
55.Been sure it was the guidance system [46]
56.Done the Kamamamama while on a skateboard [45]
57.Take all the kid's Trix and take their pants down [44]
58.Ran around like Naked Man cause you're Naked Man [43]
59.Seen watermelon smashed on the curb [42]
60.Found a dildo in your sink [41]
61.GAINED LEVEL UP [40]
62.Couldn't have been killed because you're already dead [39]
63.Watched the Hagrid show a million times [38]
64.Passed the cheese monkeys [37]
65.Said Rigatori a lot [36]
66.Repeatadly told Harry that he was a Wizard [35]
67.Told someone to speak up cause you have something to tell them [34]
68.Curbed a Big Gulp [33]
69.Gotten a Double Gulp filled with pickles and fried chicken [32]
70.Seen the REDNESS [31]
71.Screamed FOOOORKEEEEE real loud [30]
72.Screamed YOU DID real loud [29]
73.Screamed OH I MISSED real loud [28]
74.Daunted the claw [27]
75.Fucked the cops [26]
76.Sucked the pops [25]
77.Here's the keys [24]
78.Used Meteo twice even thought the first time it was useless [23]
79.Turned on Nickelodeon when someone really fucked up happened [22]
80.Encountered the ghost of Southern Wisconsim [21]
81.Made Kool-Aid [20]
82.Knew where the hood was at [19]
83.HAD THE MOST FUN YOU EVER HAD IN YOUR LIFE [18]
84.Let the hand come in [17]
85.Tried to steal Joe's bike but failed because his shed was locked [16]
86.SAVED SOME FOR KIMAHRI [15]
87.BEEN TOLD THAT WHAT YOU NEED IS A JOB [14]
88.Thrown all of the chips of Pokemon Master Trainer everywhere and have a battle with them [13]
89.Wondered if it was the bagel [12]
90.Ordred nachos like number 5 [11]
91.Seen ROCKY BABOA [10]
92.Returned said ticket to ROCKY BABOA and went right back into the theater [9]
93.Found the second dungeon in Zelda 1 [8]
94.FLIBITTY GIBBIT [7]
95.Gotten A KOOPA TAIL [6]
96.Screamed for EEEEEEEEEEEECKS [5]
97.Been to one of Hitler's birthday parties [4]
98.Been the the doctor cause your eyes got mace in em [3]
99.Blamed it on the white man [2]
100.ENJOYED YOUR FRIED CHICKEN [1]
Also HELLOOOOOOO
*Turns into Shiva*, *Punches and misses* UHHH!!!
*AUTO LIFE* YOU CHEATED
WAIT, NO, THAT WAS ONLY A PRACTICE, THIS IS THE REAL THING
There's also many, many more.
...Unless you meant TPH inside jokes.
