A woman wearing a bra and panties dances onstage at a gentlemen's club. A man and a woman kiss. A man sees two women hugging and licks his fingers in a manner suggestive of oral sex. A female angel lifts her skirt to show a woman that she has no genitalia. A woman grabs her own clothed breasts and briefly shakes them. A painting on a wall depicts a woman in a bra sitting on a naked man's lap; the woman's legs cover the man's pelvic area, and the man's arm blocks any view of the woman's genitalia. A man asks a woman, "So, you do anal?" A man says he wants to make love with a woman; the woman disgustedly asks, "What?!" and the man replies, "Make with the love. It's a nice way of saying boning." A man says, "You can't be anal-retentive if you don't have an anus." In the credits, a list of people the filmmaker wishes to thank includes the line, "Jenny - who gives me strength, love, and major booty." A man complains about a particular film and says, "There's tits in it, but no bush." A man thinks that a woman is interested in him and asks, "You got a friend for Silent Bob, or you just gonna do us both?" A man asks, "Do I come across as gay?" A man scolds another man for shooting a man on a bus: "Your hard-on for smiting has prevented us from negotiating what ought to be the relatively simple matter of catching or staying on a bus." When a woman tells a man that she is not interested in sex, the man replies, "I'll take head." A man introduces his friend to a woman and says, "This is my hetero life mate, Silent Bob." A man describes his friend's reaction to a film: "Every time it gets to the part where the redhead hooks up with her dream guy, he starts sobbing like a little bitch with a skinned knee and shit." An exotic dancer says to a woman, "It doesn't really take a muse to inspire horny retards to empty their wallets." A male angel explaining another angel's pent-up aggression says, "If only they'd let us jerk off, ya know?" A male angel says to another angel, "If I had a dick, I'd go get laid." A man says, "You masturbate more than anyone on the planet." After two men get into a fight with three teenage boys, the man says to the other, "I know they were just kids, but we kicked their fucking pube-less asses!" A woman finds a man in her bedroom and says, "Look, just take whatever you want, but don't kill or rape me." A man says to a woman, "So, Jay tells us you're gonna sleep with him?" A man picketing an abortion clinic holds a sign that reads, "I would have taken that sperm." A woman says, "Mary was a virgin." A line at the end of the credits reads, "Find Jay and Silent Bob whoring their image on t-shirts..." A man lends a naked man his coat and his friend says, "Dude, his piece is gonna be rubbing inside your armor." A woman tells a man, "No sex."
