In other news: Herb's avvy kicks all kinds of ass.  
–noun1. A long-eared, slow, patient, sure-footed domesticated mammal, Equus asinus, related to the horse, used chiefly as a beast of burden.
2. Any wild species of the genus Equus, as the onager.
3. A stupid, foolish, or stubborn person.
  He's an ass.4. Where the poop comes out.
5. 
Slang The buttocks. (Vulgar)
6. 
Slang The rectum. (Vulgar)
7. 
Slang Sexual intercourse. (Vulgar)