-mothman is a fan of baseball
-mothman is a fan of football
-mothman is a fan of penis
-mothman is a fan of I'MGONNARIPYOURBALLSOFF
-there is no better ice cream fucker than he
-tits.
-mothman met shaq at a colts game. he kicked him in the nuts and stole his pants. he wears them every cinco de mayo.
-mothman is infinate. his prime numbers are: fuck.
-steve irwin made love to mothman. and loved it.
-steve irwin's children made love to mothman. and they loved it.
-micheal jackson is mothman's bitch.
-seriously.
-like for reals.
-no shit.
-chuck norris is mothman's supervisor when he is diving for boobs in the atlantic ocean.
-mothman has an I.Q of CHUCK NORRIS
-mothman will teach you how to pee
-mothman will show you something really cool
-mothman wants a piece of you. Boy.
-mothman asdfkasghbopijfasjdfasfjkpdobiuapdsoiujroasjndflsanbapoiusdfdrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdoughnut.
-1,000,000,000,000,000,00. (the other zero was molested and busy in court suing mcguyver.)
-mothman is right.
-always.
-You're going to like the way you look.
-I guarantee it.
-my momma always said mothman was about as hard as a horse when he saw the planters peanut mascot wave his cane around like a penis.
-mothman is the reason why germany lost WW2
-mothman is a masochist
-mothman likes t3h Smex.
-mothman is not mothman, but instead he is mothman.
-4 real.
-Sig mothman.
-long live the man of moths. with 47 toasts.
