the sheer "LEGACY" of this forum is amazing. It's like the greatest story I have ever read, but it's real. like the "joe shmoe show" on a level no one has ever fathomed before.
but if swift reads the stuff on this forum, then I have some advice for him.
you seem to have an excellent skill in a certain genre of gaming that is becoming very popular now aday's. its called "Roll playing." you kick ass at it. to be able to fool so many people for so long in such a way is beyond anything. you truly subconsiously know how to effect the human emotion.
okay, those were complements, not advice, here's the real advice.
there are websites you can go if you want to RPG yourself out without hurting anyone.
http://www.runescape.com/http://www.battleon.com/http://www.dragonfable.com/those are sites most suitable for you. or if you really feel like totally customizing, you can go to a forum with an RPG/forum game section, where things like TEXT RPG's (or as I like to call them, progressive stories) are held where you basically do what you did with faris, kary, etc... in a totally fictionall world that is usually tinted toward the overall subject of the forum itself. (ex. megaman, naruto, N/A, etc...)
if, by chance, you decide to go onto...
http://www.dzarchive.com/iragination/forum/index.php?board=6.0...I, along with the other RPG'rs on that forum would be delighted to take you on.
best wishes, fellow creative writer.... and hey, try not to do anything mindshattering again, okay?