I'm Back, guys!

[Faris]

After a nearly year long hiatus, and a little bout with death, I'm returning to TPH! Swiftman and I never hang out anymore, because he was spreading rumors about me being pregnant, and then I heard that he said I wasn't real!

He really ruined my life. After all those things he said, Lazlo wouldn't trust me, he still thinks I'm a trap, so I don't think we'll be getting back together anytime soon. Maybe he'll come around eventually....

I've gotten pretty good at playing piano, I even know how to read sheet music these days! I've started learning to play bass, but I don't think I'm going to keep up with it...... My drawing talent is also getting better! If I can find a scanner, I'll show you some cool pics!

Anyway, it's been a year, so what have I missed? I see that TPH isn't what it once was........ I'll bet it's Swiftman's fault. I can't believe I trusted him so much. Well, anyway, hello again!^^

[Yaminomalex]

Yeah, it's cool to see you agian. I never expected you to come back.

Basically this is what has become of TPH.

-Me, Retro, SY, Fortune, Herb and some lurkers are the only real active users.

-Swiftman admitted to lying.

-Many members defected.

-The great TPH wars ended : NO ONE SURVIVED

-Many topics are just spam, many posts are just spam.

-Uh, you know manly things.

-Sophih is actually a guy.

-Kas is bi.

-And then a big chocolate dick came out of the printer.

-Swiftman should go to hell. He seriously fucked some shit up.

[Faris]

Yeah, I heard everyone went to CJMErl's forum? Do you happen to have the link?

[Bladegash]

Someone in Florida must have one powerful wireless connection...

>_>

<_<

[Faris]

Alright! Ya caught us! Lazlo does trust me these days. I've talked to him on the phone, and we did make up. I told him what was true, and what wasn't, and now I'm visitin with him! Isn't it great?^^

[Swiftman]

Ah man....

I know that no amount of apologies can make you forgive me Faris, but... It's all I can do. Even though I was living in Millet for a time there, I steered clear of you, so that I didn't get a severe dosage of pain, and so that you could think it all over, and perhaps forgive me by yourself without me interfering with your judgement.

But now it's inevitable. I have to say it, get it off my chest, just so you know how I feel.

I'm sorry.

There. That's all I can do..... The rest is up to you.

[Faris]

Aww, Swift..... You did do a lot for me, even introducing me to Lazlo! Next year for my birthday Lazlo and I are going to visit mom, so we'll come say hi to you!^^

[Swiftman]

Oh cool! *phew* Dodged a bullet/broadsword there.....

Alright! I'll get the LAN fired up and we'll Descent the night away.

Or I can rent Katamari, your choice.

[Faris]

Katamari? Never heard of it... But I do like the sound of that Descent!

[Swiftman]

Then you have much awaiting you once you get back here.

Minion, pass me the genital box!

:arrow: You're not the Sexecutioner, Swift.

Fine, the pass me the doggy-doo snowcone.

:arrow: *rubs forehead* aye....

[Faris]

I just asked Lazlo about Katamari, he showed me some videos of it, looks pretty good! And I don't like where this is going... Only Lazlo can do that kind of stuff with me!

[Swiftman]

Just as well, I don't want to invoke the wrath of a Falconi.

Glad you like the look of Katamari, though. Now I'll have to show you God of War.... That may not be your exact alley, though.

[Faris]

Lazlo says it's a strategy game. He showed me Advance Wars, and I liked that, so maybe I'll like God of War, too! Hopefully it's not as slow as Advance Wars....

[Swiftman]

God of War is NOT a strategy game. Far from it. That's DAWN of War. God of War is an action/Adventure game that puts paid on every other game of that genre.

[Faris]

Oh! Sounds fun!