Maybe it's too humble of a program for your noble computer. That thing is Sw33t, man!
No, he's married and has kids. His avatar is from some movie and it involves a guy shooting at what he calls a "She-Bitch".
No, he's cool. He's jsut a really nice guy and has an instantly recognizeable callsign. *listens to starfox music*
Why would Trigger want to join the Conclave?
Do not worry, Trigger. Someday, they will come to you. They will come faster if you do join the Conclave, though.