What happens when two dumb-smart guys get together with a lightsaber toy and a rubber chicken?
THIS!
Here is the
REAL duel of the fates
Jason: I will never join the dark side!!!
Andres: Maybe fighting me will change your mind!!! Take this!
Jason: My rubber chicken will prevail!!!
Andres: BUTTSBUTTSBUTTS
Andres: I say, old chap. Do you intend to act fancy during this pic?
Jason: Indeed, old bean!
Jason: I have you now!!!
Andres: I never knew that rubber chickens hurt so much! You used the force to make me drop my weapon!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jason: You are finished!!!
Andres: Will you reconsider? We have excellent dental plans!!!!!!!!!!!
Jason: Hi-Yah!!!!!
Andres: I make one dying remark! Even though our ages are the same, I AM YOUR FATHER!!!!