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Mr. Fortune Cookie

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« on: February 20, 2006, 01:30:09 pm »
The way to become a living mass of ownage is right here.

1. Rock at basically all video games you play
2. Wear glasses
3. Tivo at least two episodes of Futurama
4. Have every "Calvin and Hobbes" and "The Far Side" comic ever made
5. Replace 20% of all your spoken nouns with the words "moron", "whatchamacallit", or "crap"
6. Have at least (hold on while I count) 31 ceramic cows, at least one of which must be in a Superman suit.
7. Be a fan of Bonus Stage
8. Watch "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
9. Be registered in this forum
10. Obtain the nickname "The Gnome"
11. Put an extra number in every list

It works. I have tried
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« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2006, 01:56:44 pm »
Let's see how I did:

1) Done and done.

2) I wear prescription.  That counts, right?

3) Not in THIS lifetime...

4) Close, but no banana.

5) I try, but Mom yells at me every time I come close to achieving this.

6) No cows, but I DO have a ceramic goose.

7) Only learned of it less then a month ago, so no.

8) Well, I have the ENTIRE SERIES on DVD, as well as Holy Grail, Life of Brian, and Meaning of Life, as well as two post-Python DVD sets, and a plush Killer Rabbit.  I think that's a big YES.  XP

9) Obviously.

10) No nickname like that, but Yami's sometimes referred to as "the dumbass"...

11) <-- Done.
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Mr. Fortune Cookie

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« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2006, 02:00:44 pm »
5/11

Your rank is...

"Mr. Pibb"

eh, you did ok
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« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2006, 03:17:29 pm »
They call me...


"The Gimp"

>=(
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Mr. Fortune Cookie

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« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2006, 03:19:48 pm »
CJ has got a good idea... Tell of your success of performing the list and I shall provide you with a random, retarded rank.

(I am refering to all of youz)

P.S.- Gimp,eh? Khuul, dewde
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« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2006, 03:21:28 pm »
1. Yay, I can do that.
2. Done.
3. I don't have Tivo...soo... >.>
4. I'm don't like Calvin and Hobbes...but <3 Farside.
5. "5) I try, but Mom yells at me every time I come close to achieving this. "
hehheh, me too. xD
6. o.o
7. Never even seen it...should...but lazy.
8. uhh..*runs away*
9. OMG I CAN'T DO THAT
10. Gnome is cute, he has a bow. =O
11. yay
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« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2006, 03:27:25 pm »
4.5
 Wait, there are decimals?  Your rank is "Extra Cheez"
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« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2006, 03:39:42 pm »
Good, I check off for eight of those items.
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Mr. Fortune Cookie

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« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2006, 03:44:25 pm »
I don't believe you rock at all video games. You have not beaten "Defender" in easy mode yet

Put your claim in a list like the rest. Then I shall give a rank.

If you do have 8 right, you would be "The Captain of the Gravy Train"
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« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2006, 03:55:04 pm »
What about the Buttered Toast Train?
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« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2006, 04:05:44 pm »
I was not referencing the Eds, but try to guess what I was referencing
Here is a hint: "I was raised by a cup of coffee"

P.S.- Soopayoshy, posts your list. I want to randomly think of more ranks
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« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2006, 04:10:05 pm »
Quote from: "Mr. Fortune Cookie"
I was not referencing the Eds, but try to guess what I was referencing
Here is a hint: "I was raised by a cup of coffee"

P.S.- Soopayoshy, posts your list. I want to randomly think of more ranks

1. Gravy Train is a normal phrase used in everyday life, just whenever I hear gravy I now think of Ed.
2. Homestar Runner
3. No, I'm too lazy.
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Mr. Fortune Cookie

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« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2006, 04:15:00 pm »
Gots it, and to let you know some homsar quotes include

I am the captain of the gravy train!
Hey Reggie! Is that rhinocerous around?
Don't fake the funk on a nasty dog!
I'm the human wedgie!
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII think I won the power bowl!
Righty O! I think I can twice!
Legitimate BuuBuu
Dooons!

(The last two are from an easter egg)
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« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2006, 05:58:06 pm »
Sorry mate, couldn't resist. </Jack Sparrow>

Quote from: "Mr. Fortune Cookie"
1. Rock at basically all video games you play
2. Wear glasses
3. Tivo at least two episodes of Futurama
4. Have every "Calvin and Hobbes" and "The Far Side" comic ever made
5. Replace 20% of all your spoken nouns with the words "moron", "whatchamacallit", or "crap"
6. Have at least (hold on while I count) 31 ceramic cows, at least one of which must be in a Superman suit.
7. Be a fan of Bonus Stage
8. Watch "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
9. Be registered in this forum
10. Obtain the nickname "The Gnome"
11. Put an extra number in every list


1. Nearly every game I bother to play for an extended period of time I'm quite excellent at.
2. YA DAMN RIGHTS I DO [pilot's goggles fro t3h win, by t3h way]
3. Tivo meaning.....? [well, I can quote Futurama for QUITE a while, but... Tivo?]
4. Every Calvin and Hobbes book I have in my possesion, and MANY Far Side's as well, but not all.
5. Gettin' there, but eh, I speak my own way.
6. 33 porcelain pachyderms in pepper prosthetic prorigers.
7. Would be if not for this dial up.
8. Nearly saw all of it, but I can quote it quite well from what I have seen.
9. Not as Swifto, but we all know t3h Swiftman.
10. I haven't gotten Gnome, but I HAVE been called Grunt for quite a span of time.
78. <- right thar
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« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2006, 06:04:43 pm »
a 7.5 impressive. You got "King and Queen of cheese"
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