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Mr. Fortune Cookie

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« on: February 09, 2006, 02:44:35 pm »
Just to pass the time. Make up some funny superhero names. Have fun with it!!! Let's go

Bathtub of Vengeance
Captain Grope
Total Bull
Erectionman
King Lard
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« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2006, 02:48:54 pm »
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« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2006, 03:50:51 pm »
ric!

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« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2006, 04:17:45 pm »
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funny, funny

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« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2006, 04:43:25 pm »
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« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2006, 05:06:27 pm »
Here are some "super" names

Superbath
Super Dooper
Supercenter
Supertoast
Supernipples
Frank

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« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2006, 07:57:17 pm »
Man Man
Ultralord (wait, I think I heard that somewhere)
Super Arrow (burn...)
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« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2006, 08:14:03 pm »
"man" names are now!

Turdman
Pansyman
Woo-Man
Scubaman
Fatman (in his fortress of lard)
Monkeyman (and pencilboy. You know it,  Andres...)
Noobman
Frank

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« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2006, 08:34:08 pm »
Wait, how can Frank be a super name, and a man name? Even Superman can't pull that off!
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« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2006, 08:53:59 pm »
1. Frank is an awesome superhero.
2. Garbledina

(guess what #2 is from)

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« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2006, 01:03:19 am »
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"man" names are now!

Turdman
Pansyman
Woo-Man
Scubaman
Fatman (in his fortress of lard)
Monkeyman (and pencilboy. You know it,  Andres...)
Noobman
Frank


Fatman's already taken.
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« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2006, 05:21:39 am »
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"man" names are now!

Turdman
Pansyman
Woo-Man
Scubaman
Fatman (in his fortress of lard)
Monkeyman (and pencilboy. You know it,  Andres...)
Noobman
Frank


Fatman's already taken.


Dammit

Mild mannered Wally Theodore Filbertson walked into a phonbooth one day. As he put in the quarter, he intercepted nuclear sterio waves from Japan. All of a sudden, he started twitching and gained superpowers. He is now the hero "W.T.F."