Author Topic: I'm bored (Read 11653 times)

jv2k · « **on:** January 25, 2006, 05:04:44 pm »

If a train going 500 miles per hour stops for some drive through wendy's on rout to crash into a train going the same speed that stops at a mc.donalds. Asuming its not breakfast, how long will it take the engineer to eat his food?

Mr. Fortune Cookie · « **Reply #1 on:** January 25, 2006, 05:18:48 pm »

3 trees

CJMErl / Yami CJMErl · « **Reply #2 on:** January 25, 2006, 06:08:09 pm »

The square root of pi.

Mr. Fortune Cookie · « **Reply #3 on:** January 25, 2006, 06:36:00 pm »

:idea: : I get paid to replace my face with a lightbulb

: Square root of pi? Not aware of the spelling error I see. If you want a baked treat, not a math function for dinner, remember the alamo... I mean e!

KingSpider · « **Reply #4 on:** January 26, 2006, 01:40:44 pm »

You're all wrong, the answer is disco squirrels.

Mr. Fortune Cookie · « **Reply #5 on:** January 26, 2006, 02:40:36 pm »

There are two pantries in the woods. How long will Mindy save until she gets the bicycle camera?

jv2k · « **Reply #6 on:** January 26, 2006, 03:57:50 pm »

Wrong it was a trick question! They got salads which gave them bowel problems and as they rushed to the toilet their trains are rear ended by a bus hijacked by little children.

Mr. Fortune Cookie · « **Reply #7 on:** January 26, 2006, 04:17:20 pm »

But the little children lost a vowel and had to pull over into the specific ocean where they were eaten by a giant 76000 pound snail

Herb · « **Reply #8 on:** January 26, 2006, 04:18:18 pm »

If a sasquatch packs his luggage at Negative-Infinity shirts per second and his doctor's middle initial is 8, How fast can a dog tip toe through a kitchen to find a lamp shade?

Mr. Fortune Cookie · « **Reply #9 on:** January 26, 2006, 04:21:34 pm »

His pants were on sideways, so he changed his name to little johny and went on a talk show at channel Q. Then johnny became a rap artist by simply adding a second n to his name. On a tour, a goat ate the steering wheel to his private bathtub, and the little pig went "wee wee wee" and became the fastest runner in the world today. After that they were both eaten by wolverines on cocaine

jv2k · « **Reply #10 on:** January 27, 2006, 09:41:41 am »

Quote from: "Herb"

If a sasquatch packs his luggage at Negative-Infinity shirts per second and his doctor's middle initial is 8, How fast can a dog tip toe through a kitchen to find a lamp shade?

Well the dog is tip toeing across the kitchen to get pie, and that sounds like pi. That means the dog is moving at roughly 3.14 Miles/sec

Yaminomalex · « **Reply #11 on:** January 27, 2006, 11:38:41 am »

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Mr. Fortune Cookie · « **Reply #12 on:** January 27, 2006, 02:24:06 pm »

If Sumo Santa increases his density with the power of greyskull, given that george washingtons white horse is actually a green stri-ped rabbit With Two Butts,how fast will Popeye make love to a 300 pound panda, in square thrusts per pubic dishwasher?

Yaminomalex · « **Reply #13 on:** January 27, 2006, 02:42:26 pm »

Mr. Fortune Cookie · « **Reply #14 on:** January 27, 2006, 03:16:55 pm »

42 is the meaning of life, but because Popeye will not survive the love making, especially because he is falling of a plane, the answer is Donkeys: The Musical