Author Topic: Draconis.... (Read 14405 times)

Swiftman · « **on:** January 13, 2006, 09:20:34 pm »

HAPPY FREAKIN' 21st BIRTHDAY!

I would host another party for you, but the one I did at ToE has me tuckered out.

Ah, hell, why not?

Some Mario party 6...

Some wierded up kid that you can bisect with those serated long swords I gave you earlier on MSN!

Some porn!

Oops.... wait, that messed up... ah well, moving on...

A Pantera album, if you already have it, throw the CD and slice...

The random computer nerd/n00b!

Oh, and some n00b pwning pointers:

One last touch....

And be sure to do what this next pic tells you to:

And since I'm the host, I shall be wearing...

*pops out a can of root beer that has the root scratched off* Here's to another year of tyranny over uneducated keyboard smashers! *takes a very voracious swig*

Fate · « **Reply #1 on:** January 13, 2006, 09:23:54 pm »

Happy 21st Draconis. Now you get to drink, not that you couldn't before..

Draconis · « **Reply #2 on:** January 13, 2006, 09:25:27 pm »

Ah, drinks, and idiot bashing, my kind of party. Thanks, Swift.

*proceeds to drink from a bottle of tequila.*

Swiftman · « **Reply #3 on:** January 13, 2006, 09:25:49 pm »

If he was in Canada he could have been drinking for 3 years already! Legally, too!

Also, this party ain't free. Someone's gonna have to pick up the tab, and since I naturally don't have any money, we must decide.

*takes out his Predator plasma pistol*

We shall decide with a round of Russian Roulette!

Unless someone volunteers....

Yaminomalex · « **Reply #4 on:** January 13, 2006, 09:26:03 pm »

FEISTA BIGOT

Fate · « **Reply #5 on:** January 13, 2006, 09:28:28 pm »

Oh it's Smirnoff, I completely missed that.

.. Drink Responsibly.

CJMErl / Yami CJMErl · « **Reply #6 on:** January 13, 2006, 10:23:30 pm »

I volunteer! *shoots everyone in the room except Swiftman, CJ, and Draconis*

...uhhhhhh, whoops. ^_^;;

Fate · « **Reply #7 on:** January 13, 2006, 10:24:51 pm »

*holds his arm and glares* Damnit Yami, I'll make you wish you hadn't done that.

*spikes yami's ..energy drink*

Draconis · « **Reply #8 on:** January 13, 2006, 11:31:36 pm »

That Yami, always a riot.

Jehuty · « **Reply #9 on:** January 13, 2006, 11:32:43 pm »

21? Oooooolllldddd. Nah, I'm kidding. Happy B-Day.

Superyoshi · « **Reply #10 on:** January 13, 2006, 11:33:09 pm »

Happy b-day man. Especially happy 21. And when the hell did you join J&R? You only posted once. I noticed it cause you're on the birthday list for today.

Draconis · « **Reply #11 on:** January 14, 2006, 12:13:28 am »

^Retrojape got me to register. As soon as I get my cable connection back, I'll make a full return, until then, I may pop in every once in a while.

Yaminomalex · « **Reply #12 on:** January 14, 2006, 12:13:43 am »

Minnie Mouse dresses like a fucking slut!

Swiftman · « **Reply #13 on:** January 14, 2006, 01:45:56 am »

*stumbles into the room, acting wasted*

Woah, man.... This party is so rawkin', the tables are stretched! Now THAT *swings dangerously* is a good party.

Oh that's right! *instantly sober* I flew in a new sound system. *turns and yells* BRING 'ER IN, MIN!

:arrow: *a Loader mech comes in, carrying a large cardboard box*

*points* Put it over in the corner, Min.

:arrow: *stomps over to the corner and sets down the large cardboard box down*

Done! Here we GOOOOOOOO! *takes out a flare gun and fires at the box, burning the cardboard away to reveal......

And nooooooooowwwwww....... IT'S SONG REQUEST TIME! *in the meantime plays Juggernaut's theme from Marvel Super Heroes*

jv2k · « **Reply #14 on:** January 14, 2006, 09:28:43 am »

Happy birthday, I'll give you the same advice I was given when I turn 21 in the future.
Beware the chimpanzee, it may look almost human but if you get too drunk and wake up with it the next day, it'll never leave.