Elminster: That program was for dumbasses in Byte's old high school to watch instead of doing homework at the last minute like he did, and their constant blathering about it distracted him nearly to the point of violence.
Byte: El, I farkin' hate you sometimes, revealing personal crap like that. I wish I could N.Cowbell you, but I'd be taking myself out too, due to your wild spellcasting. (Swift knows what I'm talking about.)