My goodnesss, you have the fucking American dream!
Incase you don't know, the American dream is to be born in a stinky little gutter as the bastard son or a peice of chesse and some stale Doritos and have nothing.
After dumb luck and doing nothing, you somehow manage to raise up and you have all the money in the world, and then stick it in your ears and go PLBTDOOODACACAPEEPPEFARTSLBTLrgrgBLTRITALINLBTLBLT! That's a pretty damn good dream, you son of a bitch.