The REAL truth

[Razel]

Peaches, this really isnt aimed at you, or some of the more, how do i say it, good i guess, members of the forum, this is aimed at the people who start flamewars and e-drama, soam maybe not so much.

[^The Real Lazlo]

God, I miss the old days of this forum where Kas and Sophih would post about hawtness, Swift would declare a forum rp war, I'd cowbell anything in sight, and CJ and Yami'd bring the slapstick.

What are you talking about? Those weren't "the old days" of the forum! The old days where when Swift had just gotten to 500 posts, and I was trailing by miles! The "Old days" involved Tiger, Trigger, me, Swift, and occasionally some others from MMtL. The old days where Swift and Sophih dancing around the fact that they loved each other! The old days were mourning for Kagemitsu! You weren't there! Sure, you had joined, but you didn't read, you didn't post, you might as well have not existed! You don't know the old days. You don't remember the soul bombs, the Lazlocave, full of TPH fangirls, or Trigger getting at Kary with his full body massages!

You have no right! You're as bad as Kasai! You should just stop talking. Now. What you are saying means nothing more than meow.

What happened TPH? You used to be about the video game referances. You used to be about the old cartoons, Mega Man or otherwise.  Yeah, I'd like to go back to the old days. Back when it was just a few active members, back when getting seven people online at once was a big accomplishment. I regret any time I ever spent here.

[Peaches]

Yes, I suppose that's true. edit: that's directed at Razel. >_<

Say, Razel.  Do you play PSO much?  I've been into it for a while, so I was just kinda curious seeing as you have the Kireek sig.

[Byte Man Zero]

oh.  I think you got me wrong.
I'm not trying to fight you, I just think you're making yourself look like a complete moron; I would just like you to log off until you can think straight.

I'd make a retort, but that would just make things worse.  And that would be troublesome.

edit: no, bothersome.  that's the word I'm looking for.

Oh, but I am thinking clearly, you asshole.  Seems that everyone here wants to ban or flame someone for no good reason, well, it's my turn now.  Time for a little fun.

If you insist.
I'll be frank with you one more time, then I'm just going to attempt to flat out ignore you.  What you are currently doing is possibly the most annoying thing that I've seen on this forum, that's about it really.  I can't see how you are having fun with it.

Really?  Like seeing all your friends turning on someone just because of that kid trying to fit in?  Just because he wanted to belong?  Because he wanted to be noticed?  Accepted?  Because one of his friends is now gone, and he wanted to fix the reasons his friend left the only way he knew how?

Wake up and smell the farts, no one here but 4, maybe 5 of us care anymore, the rest of them just wanna be assbags.  So I figured why not join the winning side?  Morals and humanity mean nothing to them.  I may be alcohol-fueled right now, but don't let that fool you.  I'm still sober enough to see what's real and what ain't, and apparently no one cares, so why should I?

[Calvat]

The flame side doesn't flame for no reason though.

[Byte Man Zero]

I hope you all see what you forced me to do.  That was endtype-jutsu.  What I did was show you what a REAL annoyance was.  Guys like endtype wanted to make you feel bad, so imagine how kev feels right now.  This place is full of people I comsider my friends and I can't stand it when my friends fight amongst one another.  Raz, and even Antha, knew what was up.  I was nearly drunk and severely bitter about you guys ganging up on Kev and Cal, so I had to get in the right mindset to demonstrate how pissed I've been about this.  But after finding stahed-away beer, I have become my old loveable, huggable, drunkable self again.  I won't allow, or stand for, anyone ganging up on someone for doing what they can to keep this place fun.  Nor will I allow my friends to be hurt by those without feelings.  I NEVER, EVVVVVER, want to have to do that again.  Consider this a wake-up call.  Guys like kev and cal aren't the problem; WE are.  Hell, I'm crocked off my ass, and I see it!

So you see, you are ALL my friends.  And I do care.  I just don't want to see anymore fighting amongst ourselves.  Folks, we are a family, and I will fight for any one of you.  Just please.  Try to be a little more patient from now on, ok?

So now, I'm off to sleep away this binge I did.  I'll have a hangover from hell when I get up, and will most likely be regretting what I did deeply, but I wouldn't have done it if I didn't believe it absolutely necessary.  And know this: If I had to do it all over again, I would do the exact same thing.  SOMEONE had to get the point across, and I felt I had to be the one.  Take care, guys, and good luck.

[Calvat]

I never knew Kev was picked on!

I bet it's cause Kev is youngest, and I'm idiotic so people can take advantage of that! -.-

So now, I'm off to sleep

Night night!

[Monkeydog]

Kev needs to stop acting dumb, and people around here need to stop acting like this is one big internt soap opera.

Stop flamming other ppl just because others are acting moronic, byte, just ignore it. Some times, most of the time, ppl need to be flammed for being a total a-hole or dumbass, and if you can't take it...tough, get the fuck off the internet. Kev may be young, but thts no reason to be dumb, or not to be flammed. I was youngr than kev and joined a huge forum full of flammers, really good ones, and was flmmed constantly for being dumb...and the people ho lammed me because they didn't like me, so what? omg someone doesn't like me*emo cut*

on screen keyboard is the suck, to lazy to type.

[Calvat]

internt soap opera.

Or Jerry Springer! *Shot*

[Byte Man Zero]

You gotta ask this, though:

Which would you rather have, Kev's antics, or mine last night?

BTW, I'm hung over as fuck and paying for a night of the dead case of Weiser.

[Calvat]

Is that a trick question?

[Swiftman]

Should I be glad that I had to leave TPH for a few days, so i wasn't involved in whatever the hell has been going on? I feel like it. Maybe my sporadic absenses from TPH will be more frequent. It's kind of fun to play my new PS2 and not have to think "I wonder if Lazlo's online right now..."

I think I'll take a Christmas break from TPH. When I come back, after new years, this place better be whipped up into shape. If not, eh, I can't do anything, too much 'history' with me to really do much to the older members.

Byte, Draconis, I hope that you all can do some good to TPH while I leave. As the crack fight-fire-with-fire people here at TPH, I think you two will be doing a majority of the work. I can't be sure though, I'm quite often wrong.

It seems as if the only people using their brains AND their hearts are Razel and myself.

WHAT ABOUT ME!?!?! ;_; *shot*

Yeah, I'm gone now. *hops in the Pyro-GX and blasts off to another location for the meantime*

[jv2k]

I like the part where byte completly forgot me.
Either way yea this site sucks now, coincidentally romsource has been doing better latly.

[Byte Man Zero]

Be thankful, jv.  I like you, and you use brains, but I was also drunk and pissed.  Bad combo for me, and damn near impossible, to boot.

[CJMErl / Yami CJMErl]

Y'know, I'm actually pissed off right now, ang you all are the ones doing it to me.  Your letting this forum, the place I come to for escape, be ruined by constant flaming.  I leave for one day, and this place has gone to shit.  It seems as if the only people using their brains AND their hearts are Razel and myself.  The bullshit that's being posted now is brutal in the extreme.  It's so bad, you'd think Endtype's lifetime ban was lifted, and he'd joined forces with the PokeTard to ruin us.

All the flaming going on right now is bush-league.  It's like trying to shoot the movie "Star Wars: Episode III with nothing but one Hi-8 video camera.  We are better than this.  God, I miss the old days of this forum where Kas and Sophih would post about hawtness, Swift would declare a forum rp war, I'd cowbell anything in sight, ***and CJ and Yami'd bring the slapstick.***  I'm trying to help, and I get flamed for it?  Where's the honor in that?

This is not the place for a flame war.  If you want that, click the link in my sig, or go to MySpace forums, where you can flame all you want and be accepted for it.  Not here.This is a forum for creativity.  For god's sake, this site in general was creative.  Where else are you gonna get video game soundtrack mp3's of THIS quality on the net?  Nowhere, because Protoman had a vision.  Truth be told, I hate none of you, but quite frankly, because of your all-too-willingness to flame lately, you all are making me sick again.

I don't want to leave.  When I needed to get away from life, you all welcomed me back with open arms and made me feel like I belonged.  I no longer feel that.  I feel as if my family is disentegrating into one big shitpile, and I gotta scoop it up.  I was gonna try harder to get my brother here, so I would have another friend online, and I thought you all might actually like him.  But seeing now what I do, I'm gonna tell him to sit on the Yu-Gi-Oh! forum he's at right now, the ultimate sin, because he's safer there than he is here.

This place was my sancuary, now, it's become my tomb, because I love this place too much to leave, and I am too sick of the bullshit to stay.  So until the flame wars are over, you can forget about me being a nice guy.  I've had it with trying to be a peacekeeper with a bunch of whiners who don't want to listen to a voice of reason.  You want me to be an asshole, so be it.  Welcome to the REAL nightmare.  A pissed-off Byte Man who doesn't care anymore about anyone or anything but himself.  You all want to try to flame people, welcome to what a flame REALLY is.

And if you can't see that, then you can't see me.

Heh, slapstick is what we do best! *FACE'd*

Never fear, Byte Man!  I am currently at work administering an "emo-flu" vaccine to our ailing forum.