Screw that, it's a party!
*blares some Devil's Call In Your Heart, F-Zero X song, from a live band, played by my mechwarrior minions, with speakers to match [speakers bigger than the mechs themselves] and calls up Minion on the Ralcomm*
Hey Min! Can you bring in the transport mech?
:arrow: Uh.... Are you sure the room can handle it?
*looks around* Eh, take out a wall while you're at it, okay?
:arrow: Yessir...... *whistles* TAKE 'ER IN, BOYS!
*huge mech with a flat horizontal back crashes into the room, carrying on it this:
This oughta do us a while! *picks up a couple kegs while in Exo Suit, uses cartoon physics to turn them into root beer, then pops out the funnel attachment in Exo Suit, crashes the kegs together to open then, and procedes to drink down*