Author Topic: SANTA IS NOT REAL GUYS. (Read 53407 times)

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #30 on:** December 04, 2005, 09:56:40 pm »

And that, my friends, is where babies come from.

Jehuty · « **Reply #31 on:** December 04, 2005, 10:04:00 pm »

Santa Claus? o_O

Byte Man Zero · « **Reply #32 on:** December 05, 2005, 12:12:34 pm »

Yeah, what did you think, some lame BIRD brought them all? *shot twice*

Peaches · « **Reply #33 on:** December 05, 2005, 04:06:46 pm »

Quote from: "CJMErl / Yami CJMErl"

Yami CJMErl: Don't make me send the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future in here!

Yeah, then he'll make you listen to his story. For like 9 hours.

Yaminomalex · « **Reply #34 on:** December 05, 2005, 04:28:12 pm »

Actually, daddy sticks his penis in mommy's vagina.

KingSpider · « **Reply #35 on:** December 05, 2005, 04:28:13 pm »

Quote from: "Nightmare X"

EASTER PLATYPUS

PSYCHO EASTER MULE!

Byte Man Zero · « **Reply #36 on:** December 05, 2005, 04:51:14 pm »

Quote from: "Yaminomalex"

Actually, daddy sticks his penis in mommy's vagina.

Hey! Those are my future kids you're talking about!*shot*

jv2k · « **Reply #37 on:** December 05, 2005, 04:54:07 pm »

My story may be ingnored but in a time of darkness one can only do this!
*smacks everyone in this topic with a giant glove made from the skin of 7 baboon asses*

Byte Man Zero · « **Reply #38 on:** December 05, 2005, 04:56:33 pm »

OWIE! *powders hand, then Super-Pimp Slaps JV@K for the assault.*

jv2k · « **Reply #39 on:** December 05, 2005, 05:02:38 pm »

*uses anti pimp slap spray he stole from batman and pulls out his trusty blender and procedes to attack*

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #40 on:** December 05, 2005, 08:29:39 pm »

Actually, I tell stories like the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future. I'm practicing for when I'm old and can drone on and on about pointless stories.

Byte Man Zero · « **Reply #41 on:** December 06, 2005, 04:42:22 pm »

Quote from: "jv2k"

*uses anti pimp slap spray he stole from batman and pulls out his trusty blender and procedes to attack*

YOU FOOL! I altered the powder formula! Your anti-pimp-slap spray is forever useless!*Charges up Nuclear Cowbell*

CJMErl / Yami CJMErl · « **Reply #42 on:** December 07, 2005, 07:10:31 am »

Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"

Actually, I tell stories like the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future. I'm practicing for when I'm old and can drone on and on about pointless stories.

Yami CJMErl: ...yeah, but can you produce smoke from out of nowhere like he can?

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #43 on:** December 08, 2005, 12:05:09 am »

CJ, you of all people should know how easy that is!

Calvat · « **Reply #44 on:** December 08, 2005, 02:31:40 am »

Quote from: "Yaminomalex"

Actually, daddy sticks his penis in mommy's vagina.

...Oh dear god my virgin eyes!

Please. No pervertion near me.