Well, if you insist...Welcome! Thanks for joining the insanity! If you'll make your way down the trail, you'll come to a fork. Take the left path, and an army of Zombie Lawyers will devour your brain and sue you for getting fat off of it. Take the right path, and you'll be taken to a place that exists outside of time and space. This is the Byte Cave, home of Byte Man, and portal to the Chaos that is TPH Forums! Be sure to grab an ice-cold Budweiser before stepping in. Remember, if anything goes wrong, blame Cortez -- and please don't feed the Jehuty after midnight. We have him on a strict diet. BE FOREWARNED: an army of gaybos are out to get your dick.
Oh, and to explain the way we work here at TPH Forums, I'll use the quote that's been used way too often, and had better never stop:
We are the special-ed gym class of the Internet.