The Newbie Thread V.whatever...

[Byte Man Zero]

I'll try to find mine, but CJ, give 'em the gaybos!

...and Yami, he's MY bro, so BACK OFF!

[Kasai Falconi]

Tank I'm sure you will fit in. Another one who confuses me...

[Tank Man]

First off, Tera Byte Man, thanks for stickin up for me, and Kasai Falconi, u sound very cool, I LOVE THIS BATCHING SITE ALREADY!!!

[CJMErl / Yami CJMErl]

Well, if you insist...

Welcome!  Thanks for joining the insanity!  If you'll make your way down the trail, you'll come to a fork.  Take the left path, and an army of Zombie Lawyers will devour your brain and sue you for getting fat off of it.  Take the right path, and you'll be taken to a place that exists outside of time and space.  This is the Byte Cave, home of Byte Man, and portal to the Chaos that is TPH Forums!  Be sure to grab an ice-cold Budweiser before stepping in.  Remember, if anything goes wrong, blame Cortez -- and please don't feed the Jehuty after midnight.  We have him on a strict diet.  BE FOREWARNED: an army of gaybos are out to get your dick.

Oh, and to explain the way we work here at TPH Forums, I'll use the quote that's been used way too often, and had better never stop:

We are the special-ed gym class of the Internet.

[Kasai Falconi]

Thanks And uhh...Call me Kas.

[Byte Man Zero]

Well, if you insist...

Welcome!  Thanks for joining the insanity!  If you'll make your way down the trail, you'll come to a fork.  Take the left path, and an army of Zombie Lawyers will devour your brain and sue you for getting fat off of it.  Take the right path, and you'll be taken to a place that exists outside of time and space.  This is the Byte Cave, home of Byte Man, and portal to the Chaos that is TPH Forums!  Be sure to grab an ice-cold Budweiser before stepping in.  Remember, if anything goes wrong, blame Cortez -- and please don't feed the Jehuty after midnight.  We have him on a strict diet.  BE FOREWARNED: an army of gaybos are out to Destroy your dick.  If you do not have a dick, one will be provided for you.

Oh, and to explain the way we work here at TPH Forums, I'll use the quote that's been used way too often, and had better never stop:

We are the special-ed gym class of the Internet.

*FIXED*  XD Thanks, dude!

[Tank Man]

You know, dear lads, I feel downright comfortable here!  Alas, the only thing missing is an ice cold bottle of Jack Daniels and a sizeable amount of Bud.  You know what else wouldn't be too bad? A substantial Cuban cigar (roughly the size of Cincinnati) in the non-smoking section. Viva Beavis!

[Byte Man Zero]

Never fear, Byte's here with the beer!*breaks out 2 kegs of Budweiser*

[Tank Man]

You do know that's not nearly strong enough for my iron tongue!  I require Jack Daniels, and you're very well aware of that.

[Kasai Falconi]

*sighs* Guess I will have to do it....

Welcome, party person, to the place to be. Stay a while, stay forever. MOVE is your ability to move, CT is your Charge Time, to join to units, place one on top of another and press JOIN. And don't forget, a vicious army of Gaybos is bent on destroying your dick. If you do not have one, one will be supplied for you.

There! Done! the right way.

[Calvat]

*sighs* Guess I will have to do it....

Welcome, party person, to the place to be. Stay a while, stay forever. MOVE is your ability to move, CT is your Charge Time, to join to units, place one on top of another and press JOIN. And don't forget, a vicious army of Gaybos is bent on destroying your dick. If you do not have one, one will be supplied for you.

There! Done! the right way.

Ye could have told me to do it, and I would have pasted it. o.O

[Kasai Falconi]

Hmm...never thought of that XD

[Tank Man]

I love this group!  A sign that reads " Home Sweet Home " is just asking to be hung, unfortunately I lack a proper hammer and nail to display it. There isn't perchance anybody named Hammer Man or Nail Man on this site?  Well?

[CJMErl / Yami CJMErl]

No, but Yami can help.

Activate VWS!

VARIABLE WEAPON SYSTEM ACTIVE

NEEDLEMAN --> NEEDLE ARM

*fires several nails into the wall near Tank Man*  That should do.

[Tank Man]

Oh fiddlesticks, I shoved the sign right onto one of the nails.  So sorry, I was holding the wrong mother batching sign, good thing too.  Here's the one I was looking for!