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« Reply #15 on: November 20, 2005, 03:33:39 am »
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« Reply #16 on: November 20, 2005, 08:52:02 am »
Being drunk as fuck makes your liver cry ;_;
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« Reply #17 on: November 20, 2005, 10:08:00 am »
If you didn't say so Herb, we wouldn't have known.

But then again, FFT > FFVII

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« Reply #18 on: November 20, 2005, 10:38:44 am »
Tactics was the best Final Fantasy ever, and probably should have been the final fantasy.
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« Reply #19 on: November 20, 2005, 11:45:33 am »
they should change the series to just FANTASY

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« Reply #20 on: November 20, 2005, 11:59:31 am »
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By 1987, declining interest in the FDS had placed Square on the verge of bankruptcy. At approximately the same time, Square designer Hironobu Sakaguchi began work on an ambitious new fantasy role playing game for the cartridge-based Famicom, inspired in part by Enix's popular Dragon Quest (known in the United States as Dragon Warrior). Sakaguchi had plans to retire after the completion of the project so he named it Final Fantasy because it was his final game. Final Fantasy was also going to be Square's final game. It's commonly believed that it was named Final Fantasy because of Square and not Sakaguchi. Sakaguchi himself has confirmed it was named because he was retiring. Either way, Final Fantasy turned out to be far from being Square's or Sakaguchi's last game. Final Fantasy reversed Square's lagging fortunes, and became their flagship franchise.


Thats how FF got the name.
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« Reply #21 on: November 20, 2005, 12:12:45 pm »
What does FF1 have to do with FF12?
Things under the same name should be somehow connected.
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« Reply #22 on: November 20, 2005, 12:20:31 pm »
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If you didn't say so Herb, we wouldn't have known.

But then again, FFT > FFVII



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« Reply #23 on: November 26, 2005, 11:32:49 pm »
Yes a double post, but i got banned again!!!

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i read your review about FF VII and ithink your messed up and want attention.


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you go ahead think that


and the little **** got me banned, FF7 fanboys, damn them those basterds..
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« Reply #24 on: November 27, 2005, 03:29:59 am »
They do that Razel. FFVII fanboys are rabid.

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« Reply #25 on: November 27, 2005, 09:47:11 am »
Gamespot?

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« Reply #26 on: November 27, 2005, 10:10:10 am »
The only reason one would have to beat FF7 is so fanboys don't go "OMFGWTF U DIDNT GIEV TEH GAEM A CHAENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111" when you give it a bad review and so you can prove your points more efficiently.


FF7 suffers of a highly mediocre plot, that not only fails at being interesting, but also is ridden with plot holes to the point of blatant gibberish, I still see the fanboys smashing their heads agaisnt the wall trying to understand what the fuck's going on.

Character-wise, the game has boring, archetypical characters, all of them ridden with common japanese clichés, and being along the things that made me feel I was playing a very shitty anime instead of a Final Fantasy game.

Cloud was just your stereotypical emoish, angsty, antisocial amnesiac, BORING.

Tifa was your classic OMFG CHILDHOOD FEMALE FRIEND bullshit.

Aeris was just a fuggin mary sue.

Barret is a Mr. T clone.

Cait Sith had no development at all.

Vincent was an emo vampire.

Yuffie was just a whiny piece of crap that doesn't deserve being called a ninja.

Red XIII and Cid, although the only standable members of the crew, had barely any involvement with the plot, that and they weren't THAT special anyway.

I could also go on a rant of how badly developed the game's antagonist is, but I've done that already.

Oh, and to top it all, the gameplay has a horrible, HORRIBLE FLAW: Too much fucking customization.

Seriously, Materia has got to be the dumbest idea ever, so now characters can do anything and everything and have nothing especial to them? stats barely matter in this game aswell, and the only thing to tell one character from another, other than their looks is their limit breaks, which don't really matter that much as you won't be using them 90% of the time.

the difficulty in this game was highly shitty aswell, even the OMFG HARDEST BOSSES (Which the fanboys love to babble about, not capable of realizing they're pathetic) were easy as hell, especially since one of them can be beaten without it even attacking you, is that SUPPOSED to be a challenge?

The graphics of this game were so shitty they made me want to punch someone more than usual, too.


All in all, FF7 was a boring, mediocre RPG with a pathetic plot and characters with nothing unique to them, be it gameplay or personality-wise.



By the way, each and everyone of the minigames in this game sucked, FACT.


Go play FF6, FF4, and Chrono Trigger before claiming this the best game ever, you morons.

Or Super Mario RPG.


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« Reply #27 on: November 27, 2005, 10:48:11 am »
What about the Paper Mario games?

Those were awesome.
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« Reply #28 on: November 27, 2005, 11:28:59 am »
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What about the Paper Mario games?

Those were awesome.

SMRPG > Mario & Luigi > Paper Mario

Paper Mario is way too slow paced and boring for me.  Mario & Luigi, however, was suprisingly great unlike my original thoughts seeing some other company making it other than Square or Nintendo.  I can't wait until the next one for DS.

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« Reply #29 on: November 27, 2005, 01:36:23 pm »
There all good,

and NMX, you should right that review on gamespot just to piss those basterds off, if not, ok,

but i agree with you 100%
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