http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_PageSanity:
Sanity does not exist. OH NOES LOLZORIt is a hopeless illusion of your mind. DFHGDGFThe opposite of sanity is insanity, which does exist, because what else would you be if you weren't sane? If you think you are sane, I suggest you seek professional help. You will be told that you are insane, as the only other option is that you are a water buffalo. DFGDF The vast mSHGFHGFDajority of water buffalo don't exist, either. And neither do potatoes. You're either sane, insane, or DSFGVa water buffalo / a potato / lost in the land of Zork / a banana / DSGBDGeorge DGHGFHW. BushDGDF / Jesus / a toothbrush / your article here. And you're quite definitely not sane, and the last option is much tooDV long to type ovBDFGer again (and my copy and paste buttons have died), FJHJFDGso you must be insane. Much like whoever wrote this Uncyclopedia article, who doesn't live in Alabama and hasn't killed anything recently.
Sanity, insanity, and water buffalo are not to be confused with randomness, which is DFBDa blue furry koala wiFDGHGFBth tuberculosis. (Or a blue furry koala with tuberculosis, in case you wanted it in oDFGFDne piece for some reason.)