You people need to stop paying attention to stupid shit.

[Nightmare X]

Hence the plan to create them to be 10% inferior to me, and thus not capable of disobeying my orders.

[FlameofDoubt]

but surely all teh 10% clones would battle for superiority among themselves, the only solution being to have a slowly descending scale, allowing only 99 more clones, gradually becoming less superior, till they become that of the average forumer.

[Nightmare X]

I also will modify their brains so they can't disobey what I command (Which means no fighting against each other), and actually serve as mere extensions of myself, so I'll be able to rule them all at the same time.

[FlameofDoubt]

So a hive mind complex?

[Nightmare X]

SILENCE! I DIDN'T ASK YOU FOR YOUR OPINION!!!!1

[Swiftman]

Do you ever?

[jv2k]

Impossible only thing more badass than me is my blind mute butler Geraldo. He's mute, 'ya know!

*Fixed*

freakazoid quote for the win!

[Nightmare X]

Nightmare X spits on the floor, then pulls out his shotgun and proceeds to open fire on Swiftman.

[Swiftman]

Swiftman then deflects all attacks with his Tritanium armor.

[Byte Man Zero]

Impossible only thing more badass than me is my blind mute butler Geraldo. He's mute, 'ya know!

*Fixed*

freakazoid quote for the win!

How could I not?

[Nightmare X]

Nightmare then uses his psychic powers to detect microscopic cracks in Swiftman's armor, which can be penetrated by bullets.

Nightmare X then pulls out an Illuminati LKA16 Riffle and shoots at said cracks, destroying the armor.

He then pulls out his scythe and decapitates a horse just to piss animal rights acitivists off.

[Swiftman]

Swiftman then pulls out a Personal Absorbtion Shield, which absorbs any sort of damage no matter the state of matter, and pulls out his predator plasma pistol and fires a charged shot into NMX's eye.

[Nightmare X]

However, due to random awesomeness, Nightmare's eye totally absorbs the beam, Nightmare then casts DeBarrier on Swiftman, destroying his field then unleashes the absorbed attack as your classical badass Eye laser thingy.

[Swiftman]

The eye laser attack is absorbed into Swiftman's pure Canadian skin, which out-awesomes Illumnati any day, then Swiftman uses the collective energy of a single hair on his head, which is dirty blonde, total awesome, and uses the energy sapped from it to cause an unstoppable explosion within NMX, in the region of his heart, 5 cm diameter only, but is a total of 120,000 degress Celcius.

[Nightmare X]

However, the one actually affected was a dumbass member of RMX's mafia, who dies like a pussy while screaming random bullshit about how "Japan > All, rofl".


Nightmare then laughs and beats Swiftman to a bloody pulp.