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Lazlo Falconi

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« on: November 01, 2005, 09:36:07 pm »
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Okay, I know you are skeptical. I was too before I started the research. After careful examination of many known laws of thermodynamics, I have come up with this, if I say so myself, INGENIOUS device. There are a few not so well known physical laws that have not really been touched on in this website. The two I am referring two were devised by professor Murphy, while in his tenure at Bowling Green in 1973.

#49 "All felines, when dropped from a height of more than 4 feet, will inevitably land on their feet."

#253 "A piece of buttered toast, when dropped to the floor, will always land butter side down."

These two laws are the basis of this invention, which will save the entire world and make me rich enough to afford ther harem I always wanted. When this device is dropped from a decent height, it will continually spin, generating enough electricity for all the worlds needs. We might need more cats though, and possibly more toast and butter. Let's hope we don't reach Peak Cats. Okay, enough said, take a look at the schematics of this device, don't even try to gyp me folks, I have already patented this. I'll take my Nobel now, kthx.
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« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2005, 09:41:02 pm »
All my dicks have retracted into my abdomen.