When I was perusing through the forums for
http://www.stage-select.com, I came across a parody of the theme song to the old cartoon
Captain Planet. I thought this was really good, as well as really on target. I have seen too many emos out there in my days as a forum poster, and I am so sick of them, I'm about to say "Bring me the gun, I'll fuggin' do it for you!" Seriously, they piss me off.
So anyway, I thought I would give you all the parody.
Here you go...
/Captain emo, he's a hero,
gonna cut himself down to zero.
He's our whining magnified
And he's fighting on the losing side.
Captain emo, he's a hero,
gonna cut himself down to zero.
Gonna help us all drown under,
N00bies who hate to learn or wonder.
"You're banned, Captain Emo!"
(chorus)
We're the horde of n00bs.
You can be one too!
'Cause trashing our forum is the thing to do.
Polite and helpful is not the way.
Hear what Captain Emo has to say:
"THE WORLD IS YOURS!"/
This was too hilarious to leave over there.
Enjoy!
