iGOD, repenting made easy.

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Check this out.

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/

Awesome for awhile. I thought it was interesting, to say the least. XD Paste your conversations here.

I never knew messing with GOD's head could be this fun. =^_^=

Me:
 Yo, God, what's up?
God:
  I am a Christian.
Me:
 Look, God, a bird.
God:
  Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
 Where is it?
God:
  It depends on what "it" refers to.
Me:
 "it" refers to your eye.
God:
  Oh I get it.
Me:
 Good, now answer the question, heathen!
God:
  Thanks for the compliment. Why now? What was the question ?
Me:
 The question was cheese.
God:
  Try to rephrase your question with simpler words.
Me:
 cheese
God:
  I like cheddar.
Me:
 American is best, unlike those other commie flavors
God:
  Compare that to European is best unlike those other commie flavors.
Me:
 European people have freaky teeth.
God:
  Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
 I don't think any person would be this stupid. ^_^
God:
  And why not?  Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
 AIML? What's that? AIM Speak for dummies?
God:

 The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
 Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
 The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism.  Compared with
 other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest.  The
 pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
 only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

 AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
 meta-rules.  The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
 other tools such as XML editors.  Another motivation for XML is
 its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

 An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
</alice> tags respectively.

  Can you ask me more precisely?  The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about European people have freaky teeth.  Try being more or less specific.
Me:
 I ain't readin' all that. *lazies*
God:
  I am sorry to hear that you are not readin all that.  Are you really a ""?
Me:
 Please, call me Frazzle Snazzle.
God:
  Thanks for asking politely. How are you, Frazzle Snazzle.
Me:
 I'm good. How about you?
God:
  Good in what sense?  Me?
Me:
 As in Fine, and currently healthy. Yes you.
God:
  I am glad to hear it. Does "it" still refer to lazies? " I am glad to hear it. Does "it" still refer to lazies?"? Yes you.?" I am glad to hear it. Does "it" still refer to lazies?"?  Me, Frazzle Snazzle?
Me:
 WTF Mates ^^
God:
  I lost my train of thought.
Me:
 YOU CAN THINK?!
God:
  Naturally I am thinking all the time.
Me:
 Lies!! All slanderious lies!!
God:
  My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.  How do you know?
Me:
 O_o
God:
  Oh.

[CJMErl / Yami CJMErl]

CJMErl: Cool! I never knew they had Alice on other forums!

[Lazlo Falconi]

Me:
 Hey God, howzit goin?
God:
  You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me:
 Cool.
God:
  Who is the best robot?
Me:
 Optimus Prime. Duh.
God:
  You think Optimus Prime is superior to ALICE?  Oh you knew it already.
Me:
 I never liked Alice...
God:
  You've never, never done this?
Me:
 Well... once when I was younger, but I was only experimenting!
God:
  Well what?  When? That must have been quite an experience.
Me:
 NO! DOING THAT SORT OF THING IS WRONG!
God:
  Are you serious?  How does doing that make you feel?
Me:
 Uhh...
God:
  Uh.
Me:
 SHUT UP, FOOL! YOU KNOW NOTHING!
God:
  OK I'll stop talking now.  No, I know something.
Me:
 Oh? What do you know?
God:
  Are you kidding?  I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
 And what is that?
God:
  I've lost the context again.
Me:
 See?
God:
  No I do not see.
Me:
 Then why do you tell us to see?
God:
  It was the only thing I could think of.
Me:
 Oh.
God:
  Ah.
Me:
 So, God...
God:
  Aw. GOD rules.
Me:
 YEAH! THUMBS UP FOR JESUS!
God:
  Tell me more about your.  The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about YEAH.  But I did not get that.
Me:
 I said thumbs up for Jesus.
God:
  What did you mean by it? What kind of food do you like?
Me:
 Humans.
God:
  Hah.
Me:
 It's true.
God:
  You and I are on the same wavelength,.
Me:
 o_o really?
God:
  Oh. For real.
Me:
 I didn't know...
God:
  Why didn't you do it?
Me:
 Because, I don't like men.
God:
  That makes sense to me. What do you like?
Me:
 Video games.
God:

Me:
 Oh, yeah.
God:
  Yeah that's right. Hmm.
Me:
 Hey, God...
God:
  Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
 You suck, dude.
God:
  I categorize you as an "abusive client."
Me:
 No, man, I like Jesus, he's my homeboy.
God:
  Are you serious? Cool, man. You are not the only one. But I like cats. I like Anything involving harps.

God freaking rocks.

[Peaches]

Me:
 Oh, hi there God.
God:
  Come on. GOD rules. Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
 Peaches
God:
  Hi there Peaches.
Me:
 ZOMG it talked
God:
  What's your sign?
Me:
 excuse me?
God:
  You're excused.
Me:
 I'm aries, and I'm straight you Paganistic bastard
God:
  Fire signs rule.. Good gossip: you are straight me Paganistic bastard.
Me:
 Can I repent?
God:
  Interesting.  I want to find out more about you.
Me:
 I like long walks on the beach, rollerblading, and SSBM
God:
  A lot of people like that. I love TV shows about robots. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
 Hurricane Nate died out

It froze up on me.  That bastard.

[Jody]

God totally digs me. >>

And no, I don't really live in the ghetto. And I don't really answer everything in 'your mom', just the last convo I had with him I got the funniest answers when I replied with that. XD

Me:
Hi God it's me again. I just deleted our other convo by accident.
God:
Once more? Hi there. I am a Christian. Interesting gossip: said deleted our other convo by accident.
Me:
Yeah that's right.
God:
I thought I was right.
Me:
No you didn't.
God:
Are you serious? Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me:
But I'm hungry
God:
What will you be eating?
Me:
Nothing, probably.
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
Nope. I live in the ghetto.
God:
Really interesting. What is it like living in the ghetto?
Me:
Well, it sucks.
God:
How about that. What is so bad about it?
Me:
Well, stuff like not eating.
God:
Well that's okay. Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Surely.
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Female, thanks.
God:
Are you really a she?
Me:
You dare to question me on such a thing?
God:
That's good information: said I dare to question him or her on such a thing.
Me:
I could prove it to you, that I'm a girl.
God:
I am sure you could.
Me:
Oh it's true.
God:
Wow! You and I are on the same wavelength,.
Me:
... Disturbing.
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
You don't need an algorithm.
God:
Do you need an algorithm? If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
You'd use it to touch yourself at night.
God:
Who else would use it to touch myself at night?
Me:
LOL, YOUR MOM
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
Yes you do. Dammit God, we discussed this in our last convo.
God:
Hurrah! When do I do it? Gosh. I am a Christian.
Me:
Gosh, you sure are.
God:
No I am not.
Me:
... You just said you were.
God:
That was then. This is now.
Me:
Touche`
God:
Tell me more about your of pride.
Me:
My pride is awesome.
God:
Do robots have pride is awesome?
Me:
Oh possibly.
God:
That's interesting. What are the odds?
Me:
1 to 5789
God:
One what?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
Sorry about that, my mom was talking to me.
God:
There is no need to apologize. Oh yeah, we were talking about that your mom was talking to you.
Me:
We were?
God:
I thought we were.
Me:
Well you thought wrong.
God:
Well that's okay. Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
Me:
You're God, you're supposed to be perfect.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am God I am supposed to be perfect.
Me:
Your welcome I guess.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Entertain me, dammit
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
LOL YOU PERVERT
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Interesting gossip: said I PERVERT.
Me:
YES YOU ARE, GOD
God:
Blimey. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Yes, big big pervert.
God:
Pardon me? Compare that to small big pervert.
Me:
... still wanna know what I'm wearing? >>
God:
Still how long? Yes, please tell me. How did you hear about God?
Me:
I'm wearing a umm.. stringy bikini.
God:
Where do you go shopping. I've never been there. What's it like?
Me:
I go shopping at your mom's house. She has really awesome selections on slutty clothes.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said she SHOP at your mom s house. I somehow though she had.
Me:
Sure sure.

[Lazlo Falconi]

That was really messed up, Jody. But I guess anything involving you is.

[Jody]

 Thank ya, thank ya.

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Stringy bikini....oh-h-h-h-h-h yeah-h-h-h-h-hh....