Author Topic: JEHUTY!!!POOP!!!!!!!!!ONEONE!!!!!!!ELEVEN!!!!!!!!!!111111111 (Read 31150 times)

Jehuty · « **Reply #45 on:** September 07, 2005, 07:42:33 pm »

Time to get serious!

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #46 on:** September 07, 2005, 07:46:53 pm »

I'm just getting started.

Jehuty · « **Reply #47 on:** September 07, 2005, 07:51:18 pm »

GO, kamikaze hamster attack!!!!!!!!!

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #48 on:** September 07, 2005, 07:53:55 pm »

*kamikaze hamster has no effect*

So thats who its gonna be eh?

*fires a beam of pure, absolute, death at Jehuty*

Jehuty · « **Reply #49 on:** September 07, 2005, 08:00:22 pm »

FOOL!!! I FOUND THE MISSING CHILD AND YOU DIDN'T!!!

*Death beam is countered*

Round two, bee-otch.

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #50 on:** September 07, 2005, 08:02:29 pm »

Fine then.

*absorbs the soul of a dieing orphan, power increases 10 fold*

And this is for you.

*piledrives Jehuty*

Jehuty · « **Reply #51 on:** September 07, 2005, 08:06:10 pm »

*gets piledrived*

*Punches Skull in the face*

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #52 on:** September 07, 2005, 08:06:56 pm »

*gets puched*

*kicks Jehuty in the crotch*

Jehuty · « **Reply #53 on:** September 07, 2005, 08:08:21 pm »

Mechs don't have balls, man.

*Slashes Skull with laser sword*

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #54 on:** September 07, 2005, 08:10:55 pm »

*gets slashed*

Yeah, but If I kick ya enough there, ya legs wont work.

*stomps on Jehuty's right arm*

Jehuty · « **Reply #55 on:** September 07, 2005, 08:19:47 pm »

Damn!!! There's only one way to end this!!!

*hugs Skull*

If you ever played Zone of the Enders, you'll find out that Jehuty has enough self-destructive power to blow 500 military bases to the ground. Like, a gazillion mega tons. There is no way you can survive this!!!

*explodes*

*Explosion opens a portal to another dimension where Skull is sucked in and shall be eternally trapped*

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #56 on:** September 07, 2005, 08:28:14 pm »

I'll get you next time Gadget, NEEEEXXXTTT TIIIIIIIIMMMMMEEEE!!!!

*voip*

But unfortunately, the explosion also killed Jehuty, so the battle has ended, and no one won.

Jehuty · « **Reply #57 on:** September 07, 2005, 08:32:43 pm »

That's exactly how an epic one-on-one battle usually turns out, Skull. It's dramatic and stuff.