Author Topic: The candiru. (Read 10007 times)

Pirate Cortez · « **on:** July 29, 2005, 12:37:56 pm »

F*** piranhas, sharks, jelly fish -- this is the most evil fish ever. Ever.

To quote The Monarch, "a nasty little creature with a penchant for swimming up a man's urethra!"

Jehuty · « **Reply #1 on:** July 29, 2005, 12:40:19 pm »

Ewww. That is the creepiest fish. Ever. Very evil, indeed.

Peaches · « **Reply #2 on:** July 29, 2005, 12:54:53 pm »

The Dreaded Candiru.

*shudder*

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #3 on:** July 29, 2005, 02:21:27 pm »

Just don't pee in the water...
Parasites suck

Peaches · « **Reply #4 on:** July 30, 2005, 02:06:55 pm »

Quote from: "Lazlo Falconi"

Just don't pee in the water...
Parasites suck

Holy shit, that just made my day. I'm now mortally afraid to eat any meat or go swimming in anything outside of a manmade pool.

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #5 on:** July 30, 2005, 02:24:20 pm »

Naah, worms are your friends.

NeoCalculus · « **Reply #6 on:** July 30, 2005, 03:23:20 pm »

Ticks on the other hand are pure, unmitagated evil. EEEEVVVVILLL!!!

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #7 on:** July 30, 2005, 03:27:30 pm »

Ticks you can at least get off of you.

Superyoshi · « **Reply #8 on:** July 30, 2005, 04:15:15 pm »

They're still evil though >=(

Swiftman · « **Reply #9 on:** July 30, 2005, 04:18:33 pm »

You're telling me. *pulls out tick from hair*

Herb · « **Reply #10 on:** July 30, 2005, 04:21:11 pm »

Ive had a Candiru before...seriously

haha only kidding but my God that would be SOOOO bad

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #11 on:** July 30, 2005, 05:21:37 pm »

Herb, if you'd had a Candiru before, you'd be but a shell of an individual.