Kary said I needed a mech. At first it took me a while to think of something, but then I remembered, I already had one. I present to you Lawrence: Tiki God of Über-Deathmechs. Isn't he fierce?
Don't be fooled by the fact that he's frollicing in a medow, he's quite the killing machine. Notice how there are no small children? That's cause he ate them. ...Also, you wouldn't be able to see them. Lawrence is 100 gazillion meters high.
(If he doesn't show up, that's because my computer's being dumb and won't let me upload to photobucket, so I had to use this lame host)