1. Rock at basically all video games you play
2. Wear glasses
5. Replace 20% of all your spoken nouns with the words "moron", "whatchamacallit", or "crap"
7. Be a fan of Bonus Stage
8. Watch "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
9. Be registered in this forum
10. Obtain the nickname "Lazy Lazzy"
11. Use bad number