ATTENTION ALL CUSTOMERS: TESTICLES. That is all.
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?BritneySpears14: Aight.bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.bloodninja: Me too baby.BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.BritneySpears14: Hey...bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness.BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.bloodninja: Don't fuck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.bloodninja: Baby?
I wish I didn't have to read every thread. >_>
Know what, Laz?I didn't even feel like logging in today.In fact, the only reason I'm on TPH is so I can get a link to CJF.That is all, Canada. *message delivered to about 1/8th of the people*
In fact, the only reason I'm on TPH is so I can get a link to CJF.
Quote from: "Swifto"In fact, the only reason I'm on TPH is so I can get a link to CJF.What's that?