Author Topic: Sing a freakin' song fools. (Read 65713 times)

Superyoshi · « **Reply #120 on:** November 30, 2005, 07:17:33 pm »

I thought you were instulting me by calling me Dick Pummel...heh.

Byte Man Zero · « **Reply #121 on:** November 30, 2005, 07:23:13 pm »

Hell no, dude!

...Besides, Dick kicked a lot of asses through high school on the wrestling team, thanks to his Judo training.

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #122 on:** January 13, 2006, 06:00:47 am »

I now present to you, the emo song, in lyrics as close as I could get them. Of course, sometimes, when the emo dude is talking, it's hard to listen to him without wanting to stab my ears out. So without further ado...

Dear Diary
Mood: Appethetic

My life is spiraling downwards. I couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood-Red Romance and Sufficate Me Dry concert. It sucks cause they play some of my favorite songs, like Stab My Heart Because I love you, and, Part my Soul, and of course, Stabby Rip Stab Stab. And it doesn't help that I couldn't get my hair to do that flippy thingy. Like that guy from that band can do. Some days.

I'm an emo kid
Non-conforming as can be
You'd be non-conforming too
If you looked just like me
I have paint on my nails
And makeup on my face
I'm almost emo enough
To start shaving my legs
'Cause I feel real deep
When I'm dressing in drag
I call it freedom of expression
Most just call me a fag
'Cause our dudes look like chicks
And our chicks look like dykes
'Cause emo
Is one step
Below transvestite!

Stop my breathing and slit my throat!
I must be emo!
I don't jump around when I go to shows!
I must be emo!

I'm dark
And sensitive
With low self-esteem
The way I dress makes every day feel like halloween
I have no real problems but I like to make believe
I stole my sister's mascara now I'm grounded for a week
Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
I can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing
Girls keep breaking up with me
It's never any fun
They say they already have a pussy
They don't need another one

Stop my breathing and slit my throat!
I must be emo!
I don't jump around when I go to shows!
I must be emo!
Dye in my hair, and polish on my toes!
I must be emo!
I play guitar and write suicide notes!
I must be emo!

My life is just a black abyss, you know? So dark, and it's suffocating me, grabbing ahold of me, and tightening it's grip, tighter than a pair of my little sister's jeans. Which look great on me, by the way.

When I get depressed
I cut my wrists in every direction
Hearing songs about getting dumped
Give me an erection
I write in a LiveJournal
And wear thick rimmed glasses
I tell my friends I bleed black
And cry during classes
I'm just a bad, cheap imitation of goth,
You can even catch me in the rye
And watch me jack off
I wear skin tight close
While hating my life
If I said I like girls,
I'd only be half right!

I look like I'm dead, and dress like a homo!
I must be emo!
Screw XBox, I play old-school Nintendo!
I must be emo!
I like to whine and hate my parentals!
I must be emo!
Me and my friends
All look like clones!
I must be emo!

My parents don't get me, you know? They think I'm gay just because they saw me kiss a guy. Well, a couple guys. But, I mean, it's the two salbus. You get two, or four dudes to make out with each other without being gay, I mean, chicks dig that kinda thing anyways. I don't know, diary, sometimes I think you're the only one who gets me. You're my best friend.

I feel like tacos.

Ryacraig · « **Reply #123 on:** January 13, 2006, 11:22:09 am »

i sing now

"Nori!"

It all started when we first met,
And strapped on our guitars!
We made music so great and good
That soon we were rock stars.

The biggest in Japan,
With tons of screaming fans.
We're out on tour around the world,
So come and join the band!
Ein! Zwei! Drei! (German)

Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show!
Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show!
Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show!
Anything is possible!

Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show!
Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show!
Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show!
Anything is possible! NOW!

Put your bag in the back lets go
we got some hits to play
With the stage and the microphone
we rock out everyday

Rock to NY city
Comes next MTV
The systems grow we rock and blow
with songs to sing!!!
Dos! Tres! Cuatro! (Spanish)

Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show!
Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show!
Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show!
Anything is possible!

Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show!
Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show!
Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show!
Anything is possible!

-Battery Solo-

Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show!
Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show!
Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show!
Anything is possible!

Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show!
Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show!
Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi say "GO!"
Anything is possible!

We've grown so powerful,
Make yourself comfortable,
NOW!!!

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #124 on:** January 13, 2006, 11:37:52 am »

Oh man, you're cool now. I mean, really, how can you be so cool? It's like... I can't even keep up this joke anymore.

Yaminomalex · « **Reply #125 on:** January 13, 2006, 11:38:58 am »

Raugh @ roud.

Ryacraig · « **Reply #126 on:** January 13, 2006, 11:48:00 am »

well yes, i like that song

Nightmare X · « **Reply #127 on:** January 13, 2006, 11:53:43 am »

Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue

and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...

angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe

and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny

Swiftman · « **Reply #128 on:** January 13, 2006, 01:00:09 pm »

C'MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON EVERY BODY!

NA NA NANANANANNA
KATAMARI DAMACY

Na na NA NA NANANA
Katamari owns the swing

NA NA NANANANANNA
Katamari Damacy

NA NA NANANANANNA
Katamari owns the swing

......

crap, it's too illegible to keep going.

Nightmare X · « **Reply #129 on:** January 13, 2006, 01:26:01 pm »

I hate love songs and I hate lovers
I hate everything that I can't have so I hate you
I hate love songs and I hate lovers
I hate everything that I can't have so I hate you
I hate movies with happy endings
Like that one I saw where all the girls were beautiful like you
Like you
Like you
Like you

I hate wet dreams and masturbation
I hate everything that feels good like sex with you
I hate flowers and little birdies
Makes me wanna puke when I see something cuddily like you
I'm bored with your insanity
I'm too tired to smile at your stupidity
You've got the very best of me
fell in love push came to shove but you broke so easily

I love hate songs 'bout mass destruction
other people's pain takes my mind off you
I love puppies when they're road-kill
They're too cute too live, too cute to live
like you

I'm bored with immortality
I'm too tired to stick it out for eternity
You've got the very best of me
fell in love push came to shove and you broke so easily
I hate love songs
I hate love songs
I hate love songs
I hate love

I hate love so I hate you

Jehuty · « **Reply #130 on:** January 13, 2006, 05:17:31 pm »

Get your party gown and get your pigtail down
And get your heart beatin' baby
Got my timin' right I got my act all tight

It's gotta be tonight
My little school babe
Your momma says you don't
And your daddy says you won't
And I'm boilin' up inside
Ain't no way I'm gonna lose out this time

Tie your mother down
Tie your mother down
Lock your daddy out of doors
I don't need him nosin' around
Tie your mother down
Tie your mother down
Give me all your love tonight

'You're such a dirty louse go get outa my house'
That's all I ever get from your family ties
In fact I don't think I ever heard
A single little civil word from those guys
I don't give a light
I'm gonna make out all right
I've got a sweetheart hand
To put a stop to all that
Snipin' and grousin'

Tie your mother down
Tie your mother down
Take your little brother swimmin'
With a brick that's all right
Tie your mother down
Tie your mother down
Or you ain't no friend of mine

Your momma and your daddy
Gonna blame me till I die
I can't understand it
'Cause I'm a peace lovin' guy
Tie your mother down
Tie your mother down
Get that big big big big big big
Daddy out the door
Tie your mother down yeah
Tie your mother down
Give me all your love tonight
All your love tonight

Swiftman · « **Reply #131 on:** January 23, 2006, 12:31:04 am »

*a Lancer with a voice of gold enters the room*

*and breaks into song*

Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night

Every gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople
So if you've a date in Constantinople
She'll be waiting in Istanbul

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why they changed it I can't say
People just liked it better that way

So take me back to Constantinople
No, you can't go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks

Istanbul (Istanbul)
Istanbul (Istanbul)

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why they changed it I can't say
People just liked it better that way

Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks

So take me back to Constantinople
No, you can't go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks

IIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNBBBBBBBBBULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

Lazlo Falconi · « **Reply #132 on:** January 23, 2006, 11:29:05 am »

I can't believe you posted that before me! I sing that song nearly every day! Oh well...

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to
why don't you go where fashion sits,
Puttin' on the ritz.

Different types who wear a day coat, pants with stripes
and cutaway coat, perfect fits,
Puttin' on the ritz.

Dressed up like a million dollar trouper
Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper (super duper)

Come let's mix where Rockefellers walk with sticks
or umb-er-ellas in their mitts,
Puttin' on the ritz.

Have you seen the well-to-do up and down Park Avenue
On that famous thoroughfare with their noses in the air
High hats and Arrow collars white spats and lots of dollars
Spending every dime for a wonderful time

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to
why don't you go where fashion sits,
Puttin' on the ritz.
Puttin' on the ritz.
Puttin' on the ritz.