"You spoony bard!" -Tellah, Final Fantasy IV
"'Wait' he says... do I look like a waiter?" -Kefka, Final Fantasy VI
"IF DEMOCRACY FAILS, YOU CAN COUNT ON STALIN!!" -Gustavo, Pokey the Penguin
"MY NAME IS POKEY THE PENGUIN I LOVE CHESS!! IT IS LIKE BALLET ONLY WITH MORE EXPLOSIONS!" -Pokey the Penguin, Pokey the Penguin.
"I OFTEN BURN WHITE HOT AND DRIFT LAZILY ACROSS THE STRATOSPHERE, EMITTING PIERCING SCREAMS JUST LIKE THE REAL SUN!!!! -Pokey the Penguin, Pokey the Penguin.
"THE FLYER HAS A CUTE KITTEN DRAWN ON IT! IT REPRESENTS VIOLENCE AND CARNAGE" -Pokey the Penguin, Pokey the penguin
"I HAVE A NEW BOOK! IT IS AN OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE CHOOSE-YOUR-OWN-ADVENTURE BOOK!" -Pokey the Penguin, Pokey the Penguin.
"And have you found your 'Joy' in this nearly dead world of ours?" -Kefka, Final Fantasy VI
"Why do people rebuild things they know are going to be destroyed? Why do people cling to life when they know they can't live forever? Think how meaningless each of your lives is!" -Kefka, Final Fantasy VI
"Life... dreams... hope... Where'd they come from? And where are they headed? These things... I am going to destroy!" -Kefka, Final Fantasy VI
"Passing out while you try to kill yourself is like failing at failing." -Maddox, The Best Page in The Universe.
"...'SummerGrl19?' Very clever handle by the way, the only way you could make it any more unoriginal or cliche would be to add the words 'happy, cute' or 'princess' to the name." -Maddox, The Best Page in The Universe.
