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« on: October 03, 2005, 10:15:42 pm »
Why do we fail on exams:

One year has 365 to study

If you take out sundays, we have 313 days

Take out the summer break (50 days) --> 263 days

If we sleep 8 hours a day, that's 122 days per year, so now we have 141 days

One hour of spare time means 15 days a year (now we have 126 days)

2 hours to eat mean 30 days, so we have 96 days

One hour per day for social life (that means friends, family, msn, forums, etc) --> 96-15= 81

Quizzes and tests take 35 days per year (aprox) now we have 46 days!

But then we have winter break and other holidays, that's 40 days less

6 days...

Now, let's say you get sick at least 3 days per year

Now, you go out for 2 days (playing videogames, perhaps?)

Then you have just one day, but that day is your birthday!

Good luck with your exams!
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« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2005, 10:17:29 pm »
Kas Kas be confused..
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« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2005, 10:36:38 pm »
It's a joke, Kasai...... Count the days used up on stuff, and you get that. S'easy

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« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2005, 10:45:15 pm »
Why do we fail at exams? Because it is inevitable, Mr. Anderson. 8)

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« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2005, 11:31:22 pm »
Why do we fail exams?  Because*dies*
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« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2005, 12:18:12 am »
Maybe it's because you'all don't STUDY? :P  Hahahahahahaha :lol:
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« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2005, 12:24:21 am »
Studing's for nards anyway. Let me tell you a little story. There was a young man who moved far away from the school he had been at for the past two years. Far from the friends he knew, the family he loved. He couldn't go to school in this new place, so he got a G.E.D, he was supposed to take a week long class. Most people go there for months, he just used three days to show them he was ready for a G.E.D. Didn't even pay attention, just drew more comics like he always has. Then the day of the test. No previous studying, not so much as a clue on what he's going to be asked. Pass the test two hours before they said he would. Flying fscking colors.
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« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2005, 10:47:48 am »
Indeed studying is for suckers with tiny brains!
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« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2005, 11:57:08 am »
You either know it, or you don't.

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« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2005, 01:20:37 pm »
Then what do you guys do? Cheat? No wonder you guys fail! :lol:
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« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2005, 01:30:23 pm »
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Then what do you guys do? Cheat? No wonder you guys fail! :lol:

Pass*

And no, I, at least, don't cheat.
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« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2005, 03:10:17 pm »
Exams are easy. It's slaughtering the legions of orphans that's difficult.
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« Reply #12 on: October 04, 2005, 03:19:34 pm »
Yami CJMErl: So's trying to run over tiny kittens while going 65mph...AND scraping them off the road for your stew.

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« Reply #13 on: October 04, 2005, 04:19:41 pm »
I suppose you guys cheat off the citywide test, huh? :lol:
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« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2005, 09:07:27 am »
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