Best way to steal from a Wal-mart
1. Set of a mortar firework explosive shell somewhere with lots of things that can be broken, like the lamp and lights section.
2. Set off another one in the toys section, to get all the little kids crying.
3. Fire one last one for good measure in the general vicinity of the staff lounge.
4. With nearly 90% of the staff incapitated, go nuts! [as a note, this plan works best if you have multiple people working on the process of lighting the mortar shells]
Simple man, simple.... [and no, me and Kary haven't looted the local Wal-mart with this method. <_< Don't you dare tell the RCMP on us. They'll send Dudley Dooright after us. That's not good. >_> What're you doing with that phone? PUT THAT DOWN!! *runs*]