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« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2005, 03:03:27 pm »
Course he can, he tells you how to!
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« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2005, 03:04:20 pm »
Hey, it takes a lot of finess to actually execute a barrel roll! It's not simply tapping R or Z twice! The old man can't do it, I promise you.
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« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2005, 03:20:49 pm »
Oh he can, he barrel rolls better than anyone.
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« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2005, 03:44:01 pm »
Yeah, barrel rolls into the ground.

I for one wouldn't mind discussing the Samus suit.  How does she fit all those missles in there?  and how does it cool her while still being able to fit everything else in there.  Perhaps the cooling system is in those dorky shoulder pad thingys.
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« Reply #19 on: September 20, 2005, 03:57:56 pm »
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I could've sworn the G-Diffuser was a shielding system.

Same with me.  It might've said that in the instruction book, but I lost that years ago.

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« Reply #20 on: September 20, 2005, 03:59:12 pm »
I never had an instruction book for 64, only the original Star Fox. I'm sure I can find it floating around my house somewhere in a box, but I doubt it would be in any sort of good condition.
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« Reply #21 on: September 20, 2005, 06:02:54 pm »
In metroid technology is the same as magic.
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« Reply #22 on: September 20, 2005, 06:10:10 pm »
How does the main character in any GTA game hold all of the weapons (especially true in goldeneye where you can have doubles of everything)

how do the skates in Jet Set Radio Future work?
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