Introduction

[Antha]

*sing* April, May, June, July, August, September *ends random song*

I'm late, but hello! I'm Antha welcome, and see ya around *continues random song*

[endtype9]

Black Hawk...I know u.......YOu will not survive

[Lazlo Falconi]

Welcome, newcomer, to TPH, land of plenty! MOVE is your ability to move, CT is your Charge Time, and to join two units together, place one on top of another and press "JOIN"
The bathroom is to your left. We serve free nachos there now. Feel free to advertise your nakedness, for it is excepted. There is no reason to fear, whenever you are in trouble, just do a barrel roll(Press R or Z twice).
I am Lazlo, the big dick shaped like a bird. You may think of me as Falco

Now, do not fear the faceless ones. They do not bite. However, there is a vicious army of Gaybos bent on destroying your dick. If you do not have one, one will be supplied for you. Dismissed.

[endtype9]

GReat I am labeled a pwnd noob
Jody said:

n00b pwner (like Endtype..),

[Lazlo Falconi]

You brought it on yourself.

[Swiftman]

True Story.

The Gaybos will now destroy your dick.

[Peaches]

hi, don't be brainless, dickless, or uptight.

[Jody]

Hey I was quoted! *Surprised happy smile*

*Actually reads post*

YES YOU ARE A PWNED N00B. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FRIES WITH THAT?

[Yaminomalex]

You Forgot Poland! >=U

I mean....................... plz leab cuz eet's obvusss we dun't leik j00 dat muge. lololololololololololololololololololol