THE MERCHANT WILL RULE YOU ALL!!
BOW BEFORE HIS MIGHT!!!
LOOK AT HIMM!!!!! LOOOOOOKK!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! LOOOK!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! THIS GUY DESERVES HIS OWN NATION!!!
YOUR LIVES ARE INSIGNIFICANT COMPARED TO HIM!!!!
BOW!!! BOW DOWN TO HIM!!!
The Merchant > You
WHAT'RE YA BUYYYYIIIINNNN''''?!?!!!!They need to make the Merchant the main charactor of RE5!!! THAT WOULD BE SO BADASS AND YOU KNOW IT!!!
~"What're ya buyin'?" *Blows Zombie's head off with shotgun*~
~"Ahhh.. I'll buy it at a high price!" *fires rocket luancher at group of zombies*~
~"Hello there, stranger." *drops kicks a zombies head in*~
~"Heh heh hah hah!! Thank you!" *backflips avioding a grenade explosion*~
~"I see you have an eye for weapons, but it's not just about shootin', it's about reloadin'. You'll know what I mean!" *Kills El Gigante with Magnum*~
AND YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE!!! EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU WISHES THAT WOULD HAPPEN!! AND YOU KNOW IT!!!
THIS GUY IS THE NEXT FUCKING GREEN BIKER DUDE!!! HE WILL HAVE HIS OWN CULT FOLLOWING, AND YOUR NOT INVITED!!!