*RETROJAPE is walking in the HUT and is ambushed by an ENEMY*
-BATTLE-
RETROJAPE swings his PENIS AXE for +6 damage against the mysterious ENEMY.
The ENEMY strokes his +9999 BEARD and farts in your direction.
RETROJAPE cannot hold his SEMEN.
RETROJAPE summons KING KRAB.
KING KRAB used SUBMERSED RAPE STRIKE TYCOON.
6969 damage to a hair on the ENEMY'S BEARD.
The ENEMY used a METEO.
The METEO was useless!
The ENEMY used a METEO.
The METEO was useless!
The ENEMY used a METEO.
The METEO was useless!
The ENEMY used a METEO.
The METEO was useless!
The ENEMY used a METEO.
The METEO was useless!
The ENEMY used a METEO.
The METEO was useless!
The ENEMY used a METEO.
The METEO was useless!
The ENEMY used a METEO.
The METEO was useless!
The ENEMY used a METEO.
The METEO was useless!
The ENEMY used a METEO.
The METEO was useless!
The ENEMY used a METEO.
The METEO was useless!
The ENEMY used a METEO.
The METEO was useless!
The ENEMY used a METEO.
The METEO was useless!
The ENEMY used a METEO.
The METEO was useless!
The ENEMY used a METEO.
The METEO was useless!
The ENEMY used a METEO.
The METEO was useless!
The ENEMY used a METEO.
The METEO was useless!
The ENEMY used a METEO.
The METEO was useless!
The ENEMY used a METEO.
The METEO was useless!
The ENEMY used a METEO.
The METEO was useless!
The ENEMY used a METEO.
The METEO was useless!
The ENEMY used a METEO.
METEO hits RETROJAPE for 0.000000000000001 damage!
RETROJAPE fainted!
*Auto-Life*
RETROJAPE arose!
RETROJAPE used a POTION on KING KRABS!
KING KRABS HEALTH IS FULL!
KING KRABS used SIGHT!
ENEMY revealed his identity!
ENEMY digivolved into GOGRID!
GOGRID used GO GO GO GO wave on RETROJAPE!
RETROJAPE was paralyzed!
RETROJAPE is fully paralyzed!
KING KRABS exploded!
GOGRID used a GUADO POTION (Good).
GOGRID recovered -1 HP!
RETROJAPE thought of his bike.
GOGRID read RETROJAPE'S mind.
GOGRID had an urge to steal RETROJAPE'S bike!
GOGRID fled!
Player GOGRID was defeated!
12 exp.
2000 AP
29 MP
RETROJAPE Gained a level.
RETROJAPE Gained a level.
RETROJAPE Gained a level.
RETROJAPE Gained a level.
RETROJAPE Gained a level.
RETROJAPE Gained a level.
Learned Fire 1
Learned Ice 1
Learned Bolt 1
Learned Steal
Learned Ultima
Learned Rape
Learned Swindle
Learned Mayonnaise
Learned Jawn
Learned Guidance System
Obtained Raiden's Pole x99
Obtained Potion x34
Obtained Gate Scroll x2
Obtained Hot square x1
Got 17839 GP
