by me, Yami CJMErl.
Okay, here we go...
THE UNDEAD PSYCHO ZOMBIE FLESH-EATING ORANGUTAN THAT COMES BEARING FLAMETHROWER AND CHAINSAW AND AIMS TO DISEMBOWEL EVERYTHING IN ITS' PATH WITH MUCH BLOOD AND GORE AND UNECCESSARY VIOLENCE
(nice title, eh?)
SO there was this orangutan that used to live in a zoo, right? And he gets this wierd mutant strain of...erm...EBLOA! Yeah, that's it, ebola. It causes the ape to die a violent death, bleeding from everyorifice and p00ping it's organs out of its' mouth. After a very much long time clean-up and burial, the zookeepers though they'd have to get a new orangutan.
THEY WERE WRONG.
For this was, as I said, a MUTANT strain of the flu*EDIT*EBOLA, and it ressurrected the very same ape that it killed. Not only that, but it made the thing WICKED smart--despite the fact that it shat its' old brain out of its' armpit*EDIT*MOUTH. It wandered around the backroads of a small suburb, ripping out the guts of any unfortunate humans that came across it and feeding upon their rotting, pus-filled spleens (lol, spleens). When it came to a local gun store, it ripped out the skull of the poor sucker sitting behind the counter and beat him to death with it. It then took a chainsaw and flamethrower and began a terror-violent-gorefest-bloodbath killing spree upon the city next to the suburb, burtally killing any and all things in its' path with much bloodshed and flying body parts and screams of terror and fire until none remained alive.
It would have done this with each and every town it came across until the government's newest top-secret weapon was unleashed upon the hellish ruin that was the city--a squad of genetically engineered GIANT LONGCATS, who purged the city with fire and lazerbeams, destorying the great red ape and any who might have clung to life by whatever threads they had in the ruin.
Then Freddy Kreuger and Jason and the Swamp Thing and the ORLY Owl and Osama Bin Laden and Godzilla and that dude from the Saw movies and the Creature from the Black Lagoon and Megatron came and built a new city upon the ruins of the old world and they all lived happily ever after.
EDN.
