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Thesorrrowspain is currently working on a Flash sitcom series series called The Jewish Guy Next Door. It is a parody of shows like American Dad, Family Guy and the Simpsons. It deals with really mature subject matters such as homosexulaity. I am not in charge of this project, I'm only doing the voice of the employee.
he Jewish Guy Next Door is a cartoon centered around the dysfunctional family, The Clarks. They are put into many scenarios in each episode and manage to get through them. Like all sitcom familes, the father is incredibly stupid arrogant asshole, the mother is mellow and loveable, the two teenagers are always fighting, and the baby is crazy Anthony Hopkins wannabe bent on murdering his family. Plus, they have a homosexual son that is twenty years old.
We have most of the roles taken, and we still have a few left open. Here are the charcters and images of them.
ROLES THAT HAVE BEEN CAST
Seth Clark
The father and incredibly stupid role model. At times, Seth forgets his own name, along with other things. (PLAYED BY CARLTON WINSTON)
Karen Clark
The mother and she is very peaceful at times. She is usually the first one to confirm decisions and she is unemployed. (PLAYED BY MICHELLE WALTERS)
Scott Clark
The rebellious fifteen year old son. He plays by no one else's rules but his own and he tends to draw himself away from his family. (PLAYED BY CARLTON WINSTON)
Sara Clark
The sixteen year old daughter. She hates her father, Scott, and Phill, but she loves David and her mother. She is always the center of attention for jokes from Scott and Phill. (PLAYED BY MANDY W.)
Phill Clark
The murderous infant. Being at two years old, Phill has the mind of a genious. (PLAYED BY CARBANES)
David Clark
The twenty year old homosexual of the family. He loves sports and he also loves interfering in the fights that go on between his siblings. (PLAYED BY BRYAN CARTER)
Employee
A guy who works a difffrent job in every episode. (PLAYED BY YAMINOMALEX)
Priest
The personal priest for the family and the priest of the local chruch. (PLAYED BY JONATHON WHITE)
Fredrick Bennington
The rich racist that lives next door to the Clarks. (PLAYED BY LEE ATKINS)
Nobody
An unknown character that appears after David moves out. (PLAYED BY CARLTON WINSTON)
Anyone
An unknown character that appears after David moves out. (PLAYED BY LUKE GOODWIN)
ROLES NOT YET CASTBiker
Scott's stalker because Scott urinated in a beer mig and told him it was beer.
Voice type: Kind of raspy, but demanding.
Sample line: Let's do this!
Matt
Scott's second best friend. (PLAYED BY CARLTON WINSTON)
Jeff
Scott's first best friend ever since pre-school.
Voice type: A European accent.
Sample line: Nothing much. You up for the party tonight?
Roger Lodge
The Blind Date host.
Voice type: If you watch Blind Date, then you know what his voice is like or the type of friendly annoucer voices.
Sample line: Welcome to Blind Date, date fans. On today's episode of Blind Date, we're gonna be with Brian and David. Two guys looking for love.
Pamela Anderson
The sexy model and admired by Scott.
Voice type: If you've heard her talk then that is the voice I am going for or a soft friendly voice.
Sample line: Aren't you a little too young to be standing outside by yourself kid?
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